Mordhau
 ParalyzedTortoise
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this reads like a schizo's journal

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@SWSeriousMike said:
Hold on, let's talk this over!

"we just did. time for shitposting's over."

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@SWSeriousMike said:
Huh? Paralyzed who?

“me, ParalyzedTortoise, that’s who. Mordhau Forums Patchie Service. you are going to release the patch from here.”

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“you’ve delayed the map a lot longer than you should have, but then, you haven’t met ParalyzedTortoise either. your ride’s over, vesanus, time to die.”

.t

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this is not a feature or a result of circumstance, it is a bug produced by the latest patch. it causes the entire recovery phase of a riposte to act like a parry.

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@Malviyn said:
Image dump incoming

All my loadouts so far:

-snip-

wow you really hate pauldrons don't you

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don't rely on the grunt, but the human mind reacts quicker to sound impulse than visual impulse, so it can be useful in some circumstances.

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the daily peak has been very consistent for the past month or two, each day the game peaks at 4.5k - 5k players, it's plateaued.

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Day 1 has passed, ape. Tick tock.

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i'll pump approximately 22.5 gallons of gamer cum into vesanus' boyhole without relent if this fucking map that's been in progress for > a year is not delivered unto us

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@Malviyn said:
Templar.jpg

Also, my attempt at creating a historically accurate Templar / Crusader Sergeant.

plate
crusader

pick one

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i know a lot of people in here are trying to pwn you epic style, but the best solution really is to disable the chat, or to ignore it.

don't let chimps drag you down.

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very hard to prevent this sort of thing, abuse will happen with any player-driven system like this

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sounds good

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@Wilkham said:
You can delete the crosshair in the game option menu.

i think he means he wants the dot without the attack angle indication arrow.

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fleshwound made medium armor more irrelevant than it already was.

why waste points on another tier of armor when you can go 1/1/1, zoom around at terminal velocity, and still wield a big-dick weapon while having the same durability?

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@Shitscrubber64 said:

@Tr0gledyte said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
no it's not dead lmao anyone who says it is has never played niche titles

as to whether or not it's dying, that's anyone's guess

They need a way to generate income from the remaining core playerbase in the future, or else it will die. Then again, with a small playerbase and very few patches because they have other projects to work on and earn them money, I suppose maintenance costs won't be that high and they can keep the game online for quite a while.

Basically they need some other way to make money, besides selling Mordhau copies. Could be a different game, paid cosmetics, gold for money, anything.

Mate honestly I can't speak for everyone, but I know personally I'm outta here if Triternion has the nerve to start selling DLC because "they need money" after releasing only one new map, two weapons and a rushed gamemode despite selling 5+ million game copies. Dunno what kind of mass cocaine addiction they're fuelling with all that revenue but I don't feel comfortable encouraging it any further.

Development is slow because just like with Chivalry, players don't stick around after the first few hours and new players are rare. Triternion understandably is not going to work overtime to add amazing new features when they know it's not gonna magically bring players back. It costs more to add stuff to Mordhau than they get out of it. I don't blame them for toning development down "a little" but it does suck for people who still expect a steady stream of content patches. It also means adding $$$ cosmetics is about the most insulting thing they could do at this point.

where did you get that 5 million+ figure from? The game is around 2 million last I remember.

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Me, and at least 2 other people have experienced a bug (or maybe a hack, although that is unlikely) where, essentially, it seems as if your opponent feints after release.

They will enter windup, make the grunt sound, then enter release, and THEN the attack will be feinted. The guy I was fighting in ranked also said the same thing was happening to him, and said it was some sort of intentional hack or exploit I was performing.

I don't believe this to be a ping related issue, as I had sub-50 ping on all of my accounts of this issue.