Mordhau
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Countess
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Countess 1227 2900
  • 2 Sep
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I want to flex on casuals, pls give me my emblem clout

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  • 2 Sep
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I completed my placements got placed plat two, then next game it had me do my final three placement matches again and I got play one. Since then its seemed pretty smooth. Minus the rapier shield users but they're gay so who cares.

Countess 1227 2900
  • 2 Sep
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Been playing a lot of the ranked and I ask most players if they've felt that stabs have felt a bit "floaty" or "ghosty" for lack of better words. They look like they should be hitting and sometimes do sometimes dont. It feels very iffy, and most people I asked tended to agree. I could just be fucking stupid though.

Countess 1227 2900
  • 30 Apr
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I lied, still crashes

Countess 1227 2900
  • 30 Apr
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running as administrator seems to have fixed the issue

Countess 1227 2900
  • 30 Apr
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Completed tutorial just fine, never crashed in the past unless alt tabbing from loading screen. Now I crash within 5 minutes playing a match. Finally get to play with people actually in the servers and I dont get to enjoy it. I'm blaming Crush.

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Countess 1227 2900
  • 17 Feb
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@Frise said:
girls are a lie perpetrated by the jews and history channel to cuck you into submission, you fucking retarded mindwashed liberals

Another libtard owned

Countess 1227 2900
  • 17 Feb
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Girls arent real

Countess 1227 2900
  • 30 Dec '18
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h

Countess 1227 2900
  • 15 Dec '18
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VR is gay, and I dont spend 6 hours at a time with it.

Countess 1227 2900
  • 29 Sep '18
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Hmmmmmmmmm

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  • 17 Sep '18
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I can wield this dagger like a claymore, I swear...

Countess 1227 2900
  • 15 Sep '18
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Someone is going to swing for the helmet, miss and jack off that chin instead. Jesus, howd you manage to have a bigger chin then me?

Countess 1227 2900
  • 15 Sep '18
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I record all my dreams, so here is another. So this one's kind of hazy and everything was kind of out of order but I remember playing some video and then I had family over and we were staying in a supermarket but the rules were like really strict and then eventually there was a flood and I had to go to like this underground chamber or that used to be a knight guarding it but he wasn't there anymore then there was an Asian man who wanted me to spray him with two hoses but the town mayor really did not want me to so he rigged up fire to shoot out near us and scare us. There was also a tech YouTuber who flew overhead in a helicopter using a revolver with explosive ammunition he shot the ground so he could figure out how many dust mites live inside of the bullet casings.

Countess 1227 2900
  • 14 Sep '18
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I dreamt I was in a video game world where I had to be Bart Simpson at his school but then I was at my grandfather's house and the police lent me their car for some reason but then it disappeared so I had to track it down but I also have to bring a duck that was dabbing to the school as well as change the tires to a special setting. Then I was on top of this Jungle Gym structure and I was trying to survive and there's these people below me and I threatened him with an ax and then the guy was like you can't do that that's against the rules and I'm like no it's not you can go over there and he's like okay and then we thought we saw a plane fly out of the sky and explode but it turned out it wasn't really a plane at all and then, one of my favorite YouTubers got a dirt bike and he was driving it with another person and they were doing parkour with their dirt bikes but then he almost fell off and then he kept telling everyone it was from Florida and then mr. Burns paid him and another man money to play a SpongeBob song

Countess 1227 2900
  • 30 Aug '18
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There isnt enough traps, I demand more! With plaid skirts and stockings

Countess 1227 2900
  • 28 Aug '18
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Devs are lazy, game is dead, still no double ko...

Countess 1227 2900
  • 21 Aug '18
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(. Y .)

Countess 1227 2900
  • 5 Aug '18
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Here's my eulogy, he sometimes told me to die, but he was okay I guess.