Mordhau
 rob_owner
Knight
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Knight 495 3078

i played chiv a few nights ago, if you people really want i can probably compile clips of bad animations from chiv even though i already made a montage a while ago. If I then do the same for Mordhau, surly one will appear to look worse, but even then, it may just be a matter of preference for some people, just like how some guys like sopping vaginas and others like raging cocks, and some dont like either, while others may partake of both.

I realized how spoiled I was when a 140 ping messer knight not only had an easier time hit trading me, but had more range on all of their attacks because of their high ping. Every time I got backswung I thought "Oh yea backswings exist". I killed him by stabbing a lot, i'd see his parry go up, and then he'd take damage, and sometimes i pressed Q, crazy. I also at a point thought the chivalry animations were, at the very least, more distinct. (Now I think it was the 4k hours of chiv against the 400 hours of mord talking.) When a parry happens, you instantly snap to idle animation. That sounds good right? Oh whats that? The idle animation looks like riposte animation most of the times? And on 2handed swords you just need to sprint to make it look extremely similar to stab windup? And for 1handers you just need to stare at the floor? And for halberd you just gently sprint at them? Isnt it crazy how thats never getting changed, and this strat exists to a degree in mordhau, and i've reported it, and its getting toned down. I remember that night I played chiv, 3 nights to this day, I saw an overhead riposte. It came up over the enemy head, I looked at it with my own two eyes, and yes, I pressed of the right mouse button. My arms moved, they moved to a parry, and then I died. Even in chivalry, I can tell when it goes around, and I can tell when it doesnt. When you parry and have no turncap, your parry is desyncing and it wont work if someone hits it. When you see an enemy go through recovery animation from idle, it may mean they were parrying on their screen and if you hit them, they would just eat the hit because their parry isnt working.

Someone else could probably make this exact thread except instead of showing off bad anims they can show off how the parry spoils you. (high ping seems to, for the most part, make your inputs not work as often) You can parry so late, the only server with people gives me 80 ping and im amazed sometimes when I read or parry something, so much so that I nearly climax the times I play on 40-50 ping and parry. I rarely see parry go up and not work unless I can tell something went around or over. I can probably find a video showing off what the chiv equivalent of this is

If you look at the player model when its dead, you can actually tell when the enemy hit around the parry. Totally obvious if its something you pay attention to, and if you want to avoid that, you just need to move as if youre trying to incur the enemy backswinging your parry, you also have to flickshot the camera at the sky either during or before parry, theres no vertical turncap. If you want to be badass, you could try to aim at the tip of their weapon, sometimes it might pass through you and you'll ass parry, but in chiv, whatever side a weapon's stab comes from is actually less able to parry. I can record footage of that for you, its pretty funny. Its also why I wouldnt recommend smaller parrybox where you can move your arms around it when you appear to be on the person's screen, it usually does not look good. Maybe laxer turncap for parry in combination with it would be fine.

At any rate, there is no "red parry" and parry works even less on 80 ping. If there were no backswings, people would just maximize the abuse you can do with just ordinary lookdown accels and delay/acceled riposte since riposte window is so massive in chiv and the later/earlier you do it the later/earlier your attack will come out, and since the game is fundamentally a maggot filled turd, it would still be atrocious, not to mention the feints which are hilarious and never going to be changed. Those comp mod boys are doing the best they can.

We had to tone down handlehits on swords when we first made mercs. If you play vanilla and go longsword, you can literally put the windup inside the enemy head, crouch last second, and its going to be like a 1hander attack. You counter it by staring at the sky so they cant headshot you, and even then you can probably get away with microfeinting it or floating the enemy with it or just fucking backswinging them. Wizardish was the first nerd to start spamming lookdowns with longsword, and everyone thought he was a hacker because he was pretty much a noob. No one thought the game was as brainless and broken as just doing one accel over and over (i guess the people that wrote the bad reviews did) but you could totally make a playstyle out of that, for duels at least.The duels just going to be a tug of war for trying to get in the enemy face first and doing one of the many unreadable treats and not getting gambled because after a while you'll likely never actually mess up, accidentally doing a readable mixup.

Theres arguably some unreadable shit in mordhau at the moment. I reported it. Its going to be changed, and if its not enough, i'll keep reporting it and also probably finding more.

I dont know how many hours the people who prefer chiv animations have or what their environment to that conclusion was. If you scrape away all the bugs, and if youre not inexperienced, you actually have to play nice on purpose if you want the game to look as good as it can. Even then, it still looks rough, and it will never get any better.

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  • 10 Dec
 rob_owner

i know its him smoking but it could totally be a really really hot and bright french fry

Knight 495 3078
  • 26 Nov
 rob_owner

what a little scamp

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  • 20 Nov
 rob_owner

go fiddling with any cocks around here or we're going to have a real big party
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  • 14 Nov
 rob_owner

A gal? In Mordhau? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.

Knight 495 3078
  • 14 Nov
 rob_owner

the release doesnt make an attack hit you any later if youre maxing out an attacks potential for "instahitting". The release doesnt make it any less instant. The slow motion test slows literally everything down, windups, early release, turncap is stricter, not just the release. if release alone were slowed down or made longer or whatever, it would probably make things worse because you'd be able to max out how late in the tracer you could hit even easier so youre going to be encouraged to try to hard read a mixup that was just made even harder and it would probably be able to outlast parry way easier.

Knight 495 3078
  • 13 Nov
 rob_owner

the wording can be pretty confusing, can avoid that by using the words "stricter" and "lax", words like that

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  • 11 Nov
 rob_owner

how about instead of females you add Slom and Glomen which are two different biological sexes i've invented, i'd provide a sketch of their anatomy but it would get this post deleted. in essence the Slom has a penis inside its vagina, and the Glomen has a penis that instead of a urethra has a vagina (it pees out of its ass). so the penis vagina penetrates the vagina, where the vagina penis is inside of, the vagina penis then can insert itself into the penis vagina, the penis vagina thrusts in and out of the vagina, but its vagina is being penetrated inside the vagina by the vagina penis. The inner body testicles of the Slom produces testosterone and sperm cells, its vagina penis then ejaculates into the penis vagina when fully stimulated, and the sperm swims through the vagina of the penis into its eggs that are in its scrotal egg sack, fertilizing them. After 8 hours of pregnancy, the Glomen gives birth to a litter of beautiful little Glomens and Sloms.

Knight 495 3078
  • 9 Nov
 rob_owner

my urine is bone white

Knight 495 3078
  • 9 Nov
 rob_owner

peter pan perk

Knight 495 3078
  • 2 Nov
 rob_owner

Why does my poop smell like shit?

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  • 31 Oct
 rob_owner

Lingering narrative concepts and further simplistic montage are the harbingers of the new semiotics

Knight 495 3078
  • 28 Oct
 rob_owner

sure here you go i gave it a whirl i drew a squirrel

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  • 28 Oct
 rob_owner

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recreated ancient medieval painting of brave knight approaching the local mud peddler, alleged to have been stealing rocks again

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Knight 495 3078
  • 3 Oct
 rob_owner

this clever conspiracy perpetrated by the dev team in order to draw attention away from the current patch 17 stabs by bringing to light the discussion of unspoken rules and social ineptitude (all your interactions with other social beings, while completely free from rules by default, bring with them the consequence of the person you communicate with reacting to what you say negatively or positively) may have worked on all these sheep but it wont work on me, i know what you guys are up to, i can see past your smoke and mirrors, i can peek my head through this painted curtain of fabricated drama and discourse where you trace your feet in the sand at the moot notion of concrete rules, i can smell the fictitious odor emanating from this facade of a thread, nice try sir, truly i mean it, but im afraid your efforts are in vain. This steel cage of a noodle, this impenetrable mine field of a noggin is far too astute in the art of deception to fall victim to this most odorous of scheme. To think you can fool me is to reveal yourself as the real fool! This ban is all a hoax! This thread is but conjecture! Dont be fooled by the detractors!

Knight 495 3078

Cyclopes: Half of your screen is black

Right Handed: You are missing a left arm and can only use 1handers

I Am Leg: You are missing one of your legs, with a wooden stick in lieu of said leg, you move slowly and take a little more fall damage because of this stick in your pelvis. When completely disarmed, you can push special leg button to remove said stick and use it to defend yourself

Fossil: You are a very very very old man, beyond the age slider, as gray as the moon. You move with a slow shuffle and trying to scream does damage to your feeble body.

Drunk: Youre really drunk, you fall over randomly, your health bar is replaced with a "I need to drink more beer" bar. You cant tell when someone has hit you so you can never be flinched, and you take 30% less damage. You need to drink beer to increase your beer health and remove the cooldown on your new vomit ability that lets you create slick pools of vomit for which to tumble your foes, at the cost of some beer health of course. Drinking more than the max beer health amount of beer health causes you to puke all over yourself, and if this happens while you are sprinting you slip and fall on your own puke, causing everyone to point and laugh at you. Also all your inputs are inverted.

Skeleton Legs: You have skeleton legs. If you reach max acceleration speed on sprint, the bones cant take it and they brake, you fall over and die from the shock.

Blind: You cant see anything unless youre screaming, allowing you to make use of the new echo-location mechanic coming to patch 18.

The Can-Can: You have no arms so can't use any melee weapons or means of actually defending yourself, but you can kick even faster and can combo it even while walking or sprinting, allowing you to bicycle kick sprint your enemies.

Noclip: Your 3D player model can move through walls at the same speed as spectator camera, you can even spectate people, allowing your model to float behind them, or inside their eyes in first person. You cant kill or be killed.

Pacifist: Killing people makes you fall over and vomit for 20 seconds, the strain of killing another human is too much for your sanity and innate sense of humanity. If you kill more than 5 people, you completely break your character and can only watch as he sits in the fetal position gently sobbing until the round ends or he dies.

Massive Head: Your huge head wobbles around, and much like skeleton legs, if you reach max acceleration speed on sprint, your head will snap off your weak neck and wrecking ball around as a hazardous object, dealing damage to anyone that dares stand in its path.

Streaker: You are completely naked, like the current bug this build. Anyone who gazes upon your sinful nude body is forced into the cower emote where they cover their eyes in disgust.

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Knight 495 3078
  • 20 Sep
 rob_owner

i had a dream where i shit my pants, and when i woke up i pissed myself

Knight 495 3078
  • 16 Sep
 rob_owner

im gonna rapier ass