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 ApatheticDeity
Baron
  • Likes received 1042
  • Date joined 4 Jun '16
  • Last seen 16 Oct

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Baron 1176 1042

the problem is the swords, theyre unwieldy and a out of date, what we need is laser guns and sniper pistols with grenade launchers, thats what our beloved mordhau really needs.

Baron 1176 1042

East US master race.
And dank stop smoking your older brothers weed.

Baron 1176 1042

Laptop user here. Don't buy a laptop.

You can buy a 1000$ laptop that's like a 500$ desktop from like 5 years ago.
But if you need a laptop.
just look through different ones And look for the best specs for the lowest price.
Oh and Don't buy alienware they look cool, that's it.

Baron 1176 1042

I have alpha too, but I'm bored at work and need memes.

Mordhau mobile wen

Baron 1176 1042

In light of the new coming of Marox and his gift of mordhau unto us I say...
Bring on a new age of memes my children!

Baron 1176 1042

1v1 me jax and I'll consider

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@BurritoWarrior said:

@EruTheTeapot said:
I'm not saying to make things faster M'not-dude..
I said would like an update, devs opinion on the matter etc

You know what fuck it, jesus fuck dude. You are opposing everything said about alpha like they are delaying it by 15 min. per comment

What are you even saying lmao. Not opposing anything, its understandable that people want to know where alpha is at, but when its all you see it just gets annoying. Obviously I understand why you asked, no need to sperg out.

Then shut up and let us bitch.

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Peasants don't know what a spicy meme ball even is if it was shoved up there urethra.

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I want 1 mordy game plz

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@Alphonse said:
For everyone who's "so disappointed" for this delay, may I ask your ages and what background and experiences do you have in game development or any kind of project?

Title

sir i am 8 and i am appalled by you not having my age and forthwith i will bring a rein of fiery torment upon your soul

Baron 1176 1042

@Ulkenstride said:

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
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If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

You sir are a quality memer. fancy clap

Baron 1176 1042

1v1 NA, Global, FFA clustertruck, 3v3

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i would like to kill people competitively please

Baron 1176 1042

Somewhat tolerable sometimes

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@ApatheticDeity said:
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Maj3stic ass fuk

you've already posted that image before you weed-addled fuck

Hmm. I was high the entire trip so.... that's fair

Baron 1176 1042

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Maj3stic ass fuk

Baron 1176 1042

@EatAtRedLobster said:

@ApatheticDeity said:
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I fully endorse this most commendable selection of animal! Capital job Sir!

Caught fresh just like your local red lobster ☺👍
(Not really)

Baron 1176 1042

@Sir Zombie said:
How 2 book time off at school?

Just not fucking go, I'm a biologist, missed like 50 days my last year at school. School is like a fucking daycare,
not for smart people

Baron 1176 1042

Degenerate