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August update

Knight 63 88
  • 8 Sep '17
 greyfox

the human body is not made to survive that kind of torture

Conscript 168 358
  • 8 Sep '17
 NikolaiLudovik

Did you guys notice how crushed closed the threads about the testers?....

Knight 2308 4188
  • 8 Sep '17
 Runagate

Yes? Because it was just one huge shitpost and all there was to be said about it had been said?

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 8 Sep '17
 Sir Zombie

Yeah but did you see how they closed the july update?

Knight 83 115
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  • 8 Sep '17
 Mufflin

@cappuccinoamaro said:
if they announce another delay i'm going to be triggered much

"It's just not ready for a pleb like you but don't worry once our friends are done testing it you people can have the alpha"

Knight 2308 4188
  • 8 Sep '17
 Runagate

@Mufflin said:

@cappuccinoamaro said:
if they announce another delay i'm going to be triggered much

"It's just not ready for a pleb like you but don't worry once our friends are done testing it you people can have the alpha"

I saw you mess that quote up, you huge edgelord saltmaster

Knight 123 143
  • 8 Sep '17
 Chairman

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The Devil has come to get Alpha. He has to wait too tho

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  • 8 Sep '17
 Killdozer

@PadanFain said:
Stop it

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Knight 2308 4188
  • 8 Sep '17
 Runagate

@Chairman said:
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The Devil has come to get Alpha. He has to wait too tho

Oh hey it's me

Knight 54 66
  • 8 Sep '17
 cappuccinoamaro

I finally found a copy of slasher online to play with and it feels so damn realistic

Knight 146 159
  • 8 Sep '17
 Zetboi

@cappuccinoamaro said:
I finally found a copy of slasher online to play with and it feels so damn realistic

L I N K M E O V E R P M

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  • 9 Sep '17
 SandorClegane

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Mordhau?!

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I paid extra money so I could play extra early. The longer I have to wait the less value I get. Just sayin..

Knight 30 55
  • 9 Sep '17
 TPMElbanana

@yourcrippledson said:
I paid extra money so I could play extra early. The longer I have to wait the less value I get. Just sayin..

very unfortunately we do not decide when that early happens, go back to the wheelchair son

Knight 830 1764
  • 9 Sep '17
 Ulkenstride

More bullshit from FannyBandit, he thinks I'm Jake Lily, the politician that in his dream world supposedly "Owns Torn Banner and Triternion"

The guy's actually fucking crazy Lmao.

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  • 9 Sep '17
 SandorClegane

@Ulkenstride said:
More bullshit from FannyBandit, he thinks I'm Jake Lily, the politician that in his dream world supposedly "Owns Torn Banner and Triternion"

The guy's actually fucking crazy Lmao.

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dang looks like you might have got trolled

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  • 9 Sep '17
 SandorClegane

@yourcrippledson said:
I paid extra money so I could play extra early. The longer I have to wait the less value I get. Just sayin..

not really, any early delay is a delay that would be felt later.

They shouldn't have let people under 18 get alpha -_-

Knight 830 1764
  • 9 Sep '17
 Ulkenstride

more stuff from FannyBandit.

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  • 9 Sep '17
 Lincs

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more stuff from FannyBandit.

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You got trolled hard. Also obligatory what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?