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Baron 48 87
  • 7 Sep '17
 Nagrandt

@TPMElbanana said:
dude, it ready

gimme link nao

Baron 28 68
  • 7 Sep '17
 Mike Dewar

TAKE MY BODY, TAKE MY MONEY, I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWW!

Baron 48 87
  • 7 Sep '17
 Nagrandt

@Mike Dewar said:
TAKE MY BODY, TAKE MY MONEY, I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWW!

They already took your money brah rNuhBOD.gif

Knight 60 111
  • 7 Sep '17
 420SmokePyro

@Nagrandt said:

@TPMElbanana said:
dude, it ready

gimme link nao

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  • 7 Sep '17
 SandorClegane

@Spanky said:

@Ulkenstride said:
They're working some more! ;)

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Should have been done a week ago.

stop acting like an entitled child.

Knight 199 307
  • 7 Sep '17
 Spanky

@SandorClegane said:

@Spanky said:

@Ulkenstride said:
They're working some more! ;)

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Should have been done a week ago.

stop acting like an entitled child.

I'm going to because I fucking paid REAL LIFE MONEY FOR THIS, and yet they play favorites.

Knight 627 2068
  • 7 Sep '17
 LuxCandidus

It is alright, Spanky. A test of the servers would require the cooperation of trusted members, so they chose Jax among others. I doubt they are currently having fun. Most likely they are doing very specific things and making sure the connection is stable.

Knight 199 307
  • 7 Sep '17
 Spanky

@LuxCandidus said:
It is alright, Spanky. A test of the servers would require the cooperation of trusted members, so they chose Jax among others. I doubt they are currently having fun. Most likely they are doing very specific things and making sure the connection is stable.

I don't give a fuck about Jax as much I do Giru, the only time he posts is starting arguments and getting fucking milked, he should not be playing.

Knight 627 2068
  • 7 Sep '17
 LuxCandidus

That is unquestionable, but I do not think what he is doing could be considered playing. It is only tedious testing.

Knight 199 307
  • 7 Sep '17
 Spanky

@LuxCandidus said:
That is unquestionable, but I do not think what he is doing could be considered playing. It is only tedious testing.

Crush himself said the alpha was fucking ready, if it's ready why aren't we all playing?

Baron 1647 5233
  • 7 Sep '17
 Lincs

@Spanky said:

@LuxCandidus said:
That is unquestionable, but I do not think what he is doing could be considered playing. It is only tedious testing.

Crush himself said the alpha was fucking ready, if it's ready why aren't we all playing?

Christ dude stop fucking whining, I've never seen sometime shit their pants this bad over having to wait a little bit and I know some pretty sassy three year olds

It's honestly pathetic

Knight 2307 4188
  • 7 Sep '17
 Runagate

My brain is withering away due to a lack of Mordhau

Knight 4116 4392
  • 7 Sep '17
 pizza boy

i am constantly shitting

Knight 627 2068
  • 7 Sep '17
 LuxCandidus

@Spanky said:

@LuxCandidus said:
That is unquestionable, but I do not think what he is doing could be considered playing. It is only tedious testing.

Crush himself said the alpha was fucking ready, if it's ready why aren't we all playing?

I am guessing they need to test the servers with a small portion of players before opening the floodgates. Honestly I would rather play the alpha that is stable and working as intended instead of the pre-alpha that needs laborious testing.

Baron 48 87
  • 7 Sep '17
 Nagrandt

@Nagrandt said:
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Huh?

I guess the third option was the correct one

Knight 199 307
  • 7 Sep '17
 Spanky

"We will never have a pre-alpha test for Mordhau like Slasher" ~ Marox

Knight 263 646
  • 7 Sep '17
 Yirtox

Hype is at its highest level right now

8 2
  • 7 Sep '17
 HABITUALOFFENDER

My loins are tingling

Conscript 108 462
Knight 830 1764
  • 7 Sep '17
 Ulkenstride

Next gen Graphics tbh.

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