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August update

Baron 495 1381

Watching Mordhau forums for the drop

(expectation)

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(reality)

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Knight 25 83
  • 6 Sep '17
 Wiebusje

@cappuccinoamaro said:
mordhau tomorrow pls

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Knight 30 22
  • 6 Sep '17
 TastierCornet3

i hope its not getting a delay again. 29th of sept im getting a hand surgery and i wont be able to play for months. i cant wait, the alpha is gonna be awesome

Baron 2358 3392
Knight 83 115
  • 6 Sep '17
 Mufflin

@Runagate said:

@Mufflin said:

@cappuccinoamaro said:
Marox said from 7 days to 14 days in september SO MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE is in 2 days

Just like they said from the first of august to the end of august in august until at the end of august they announced it would be from the start of september to some point in september.

They never gave exact dates, only estimations. They said there might be delays.

So stop spewing bullshit, you haven't been lied to.

5 skill points have been deposited in your account

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  • 6 Sep '17
 YOLANDIVISSER

@TastierCornet3 said:
i hope its not getting a delay again. 29th of sept im getting a hand surgery and i wont be able to play for months. i cant wait, the alpha is gonna be awesome

Pls steam share

Baron 48 87
  • 6 Sep '17
 Nagrandt

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Huh?
Duke 5562 13285
  • 6 Sep '17
 Jax — Community Manager

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Duke 986 1381
  • 6 Sep '17
 PadanFain

@Jax said:
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But what does it mean Jax

Knight 1836 2232
  • 6 Sep '17
 Void

@Jax said:
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Makes sense 👽

Knight 830 1764
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  • 6 Sep '17
 Ulkenstride

5 Devs this time. They're working hard!

(Or messing around, idk.)

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Knight 63 88
  • 6 Sep '17
 greyfox

@cappuccinoamaro said:
mordhau tomorrow pls

so mordhau tomorrow confirmed? k.

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Baron 725 1307
  • 7 Sep '17
 NewYariMeta

Alpha by the 14th or hunger strike.

Duke 5562 13285
  • 1
  • 7 Sep '17
 Jax — Community Manager

I got a VerySoon™ confirmation from one of the devs, take that as you will.
WE BOUT TO PLAY BOIZ (most likely)

Knight 3313 6811
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  • 7 Sep '17
 Bodkin

Soon™= long time.

VerySoon™= very long time

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Mercenary 2193 3914
  • 7 Sep '17
 EruTheTeapot

@NewYariMeta said:
hunger strike.

I read that in AC/DC for some unknown reasons

Knight 5410 7408
  • 7 Sep '17
 Humble Staff

I read that as some D&D class feature

Hunger Strike (Ex): Starting level 6, once a month as a standard action, a Mordhau Forum User can unleash the full magnitude of his autism/retardation (according to the shit posting style chosen at level 2) for an amount of hours equal to his Con modifier. During this time the Mordhau Forum User can shit post without any moral or ethical restriction and enter in rage (see the Barbarian class feature).
This class feature can only be activated if a delay has been oficially anounced by a dev.

Baron 4 14
  • 7 Sep '17
 Snorlax

Lol, I don't mind the delay too much, just make the game good. Cheerio!

Knight 3313 6811
  • 7 Sep '17
 Bodkin

That's because you are a snorlax