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August update

Baron 1226 1617
  • 30 Aug '17
 Carlo_Mano

@VKingOdin said:
HOW YOU MEAN DELAY?! we have fking paid 55euros, about 30more euros than normaly to play it more early and now you are gonne delay it? that is scam, we paid alot money to get it that date, you have no fking right to delay the release of alpha. THIS IS SCAM

Yeah, we were willing to wait 6 months, not 6 months and two weeks ^^

Knight 4 10
  • 1
  • 30 Aug '17
 0uroboro5

@VKingOdin said:
HOW YOU MEAN DELAY?! we have fking paid 55euros, about 30more euros than normaly to play it more early and now you are gonne delay it? that is scam, we paid alot money to get it that date, you have no fking right to delay the release of alpha. THIS IS SCAM

lol calm down you're just mad because you're angry

Conscript 108 462

Hey guys i'm back v3

Mercenary 2551 4572
  • 30 Aug '17
 SIEGE

It's not even that the game isn't finished yet, It's just steam being dumb. The alpha is finished. It's ready. But steam isn't very easy to deal with tbh

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Knight 28 83
  • 30 Aug '17
 ŁĐFlamarys

One student was enjoying his summer holydays, even though mordhau was coming at the end of them, but he would at least get his hands on it! Instead of a game, he got an update, and realized that he couldn't play before he starts going 80 km every week to study. The student will be come a no-life. The student will mess his exams, and destroy his life. But the student will get mordhau Soon.

Knight 149 895
  • 2
  • 30 Aug '17
 Kiste262

I´m sad

Knight 830 1764
Knight 92 313
  • 30 Aug '17
 Darkfyre

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

Knight 3 5
  • 30 Aug '17
 banMordhau

Delays like this are expected, most important is to be honest with community - what's holding you back, what are the issues. Give community this info and people will stop with their dumb comments, or at least they'll get told by others.

Knight 830 1764
  • 3
  • 30 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

Knight 92 313
  • 30 Aug '17
 Darkfyre

@Ulkenstride said:
My Dick is big
A Peak you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

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Baron 1182 1071
  • 30 Aug '17
 ApatheticDeity

@Ulkenstride said:

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

You sir are a quality memer. fancy clap

Knight 45 59
  • 1
  • 30 Aug '17
 P0P218

@ApatheticDeity said:

@Ulkenstride said:

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

You sir are a quality memer. fancy clap

how is any of this mordhau related

Knight 830 1764
  • 30 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@P0P218 said:

@ApatheticDeity said:

@Ulkenstride said:

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

You sir are a quality memer. fancy clap

how is any of this mordhau related

It's not.

Knight 1836 2232
  • 30 Aug '17
 Void

@banMordhau said:
Delays like this are expected, most important is to be honest with community - what's holding you back, what are the issues. Give community this info and people will stop with their dumb comments, or at least they'll get told by others.

That's exactly what they did, but the dumb comments keep coming.

Knight 28 83
  • 30 Aug '17
 ŁĐFlamarys

@Ulkenstride said:

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

Well done, i prefer your mordhau vs community gifs tho, keep going.

Knight 830 1764
  • 3
  • 30 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

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Knight 1836 2232
  • 30 Aug '17
 Void

@Ulkenstride said:
Marox holds the Key to Mordhau.png

Our Lord Marox himself 👑