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Conscript 79 102
  • 27 Aug '17
 Policecar

i am the alpha

Knight 54 66
  • 27 Aug '17
 cappuccinoamaro

Do you guys know that females sincronize their periods if they live together , every girl sincronize the period cycle with the alpha female

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 27 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

sincronize

Knight 2308 4188
  • 27 Aug '17
 Runagate

Sinful synchronization

Women are the source of all evil confirmed

Mercenary 36 71
  • 27 Aug '17
 Bahamut

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China.

Conscript 79 102
  • 27 Aug '17
 Policecar

hi im new here

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 27 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

@Policecar said:
hi im new here

I believe you

Knight 1 1
  • 27 Aug '17
 Iceman

@Policecar said:
hi im new here

hi 14, didn't expect you here! how have you been after getting banned from all dw servers?

Conscript 79 102
  • 27 Aug '17
 Policecar

@Sir Zombie said:

@Policecar said:
hi im new here

I believe you

very nice!

Baron 36 63
  • 27 Aug '17
 Lamprey

mordnau

Duke 986 1381
  • 27 Aug '17
 PadanFain

Soon

Mercenary 38 33
  • 27 Aug '17
 Bambi

@PadanFain said:
Soon

Its trademarked you buffoon.

Knight 9 17
  • 27 Aug '17
 Badger

Last night, I had a dream that the alpha released. But it was in September, so it was kind of a nightmare.

Knight 2308 4188
  • 27 Aug '17
 Runagate

At least it released

Knight 54 66
  • 27 Aug '17
 cappuccinoamaro

Finally i got my key

Knight 830 1764
  • 27 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Night before last I had a dream some fat Girl that was part of the Mordhau Forums got a picture of Sammy when he was a Baby, and it looked just like Him, but baby version. And gave it to me.

Knight 1366 1852
  • 27 Aug '17
 Trevz TheCuz

The fat girl was sammy.
Atleast, that's how i remember it.

Knight 830 1764
  • 27 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@Trevz TheCuz said:
The fat girl was sammy.
Atleast, that's how i remember it.

Not even fucking with you, the fat Girl was Sammy. What a guess Trevz.

Knight 1366 1852
  • 1
  • 27 Aug '17
 Trevz TheCuz

My favorite part was when Marox's mom was passing out photos of lil baby murux stabbing crushed in the eye with his space sword.

Knight 2308 4188
  • 1
  • 27 Aug '17
 Runagate

This thread now has 700 posts

But still, we have no Mordhau