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  • 19 Aug '17
 Ranten

@DerFurst said:

there's some dumb bipolar bear and teenagers die

that's as far as I got into it

If I were to explain it it's something like Battle Royale and Ace Attorney mixed together

But yeah you technically nailed it

And I really hope you are refering to the game series, not to the terrible chinese cartoons that failed at everything they tried to do

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  • 19 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@ChuckJones said:
give that meme a rest already. It's not funny when its overused 1000 times.

Also playing other games is never a bad idea, time will pass quicker that way instead of staring at the forum all day
The alpha will come steadily when I'm done with Persona 5.

also btw Sammy. I've only mentioned the hotter titles, there are still plenty of games coming this year. Just play or do whatever, just give the devs a break and let em handle this how they see it.

The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

You love the number 1000 I suppose, I've used this Meme 3 times, exactly 3 :)

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  • 19 Aug '17
 Yirtox

@ChuckJones said:
Star Wars Battlefront II

No

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  • 19 Aug '17
 ChuckJones

@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones
The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

then why the fuck are you on the forums if you dont even care about when mordhau comes out?

Because we'd be dead in 21 years before that. And Mordhau Alpha wont take long. I come by anyways cus well. I'm secretly a backer.
And Mordhau alpha will be out when I'm done playing Persona 5 on my beloved PS4

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  • 19 Aug '17
 MONKEYTOES

@ChuckJones said:

@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones
The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

then why the fuck are you on the forums if you dont even care about when mordhau comes out?

And Mordhau alpha will be out when I'm done playing Persona 5 on my beloved PS4

stop playing console games, peasant filth

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  • 19 Aug '17
 ChuckJones

No! Only place where i can play Persona 5, Red Dead Redemption, and other games that are never gonna be on PC.

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  • 19 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones said:

@Monkeytoes said:

@ChuckJones
The delay could be 1000 years for all i care, i'd still be fine with it. Why? because there are other stuff to do :)

then why the fuck are you on the forums if you dont even care about when mordhau comes out?

And Mordhau alpha will be out when I'm done playing Persona 5 on my beloved PS4

stop playing console games, peasant filth

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Knight 54 66
  • 19 Aug '17
 cappuccinoamaro

Mordhau is not a game fools , Mordhau is THE game

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Duke 2266 4010
  • 19 Aug '17
 Huggles

HYPEEEEEEEEE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPPPPPPPPPPPE

HYPE

HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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  • 19 Aug '17
 Smeelio

Make sure you guys shitpost about cool stuff in the alpha for us poor people

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Baroness 6089 7050
  • 20 Aug '17
 Sammy

Release the game at this moment or die

Knight 127 187
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  • 20 Aug '17
 Vq.Raccoon

I didn't get my product key in the email :(
WHERE IS IT?!?!

Duke 5562 13285
  • 20 Aug '17
 Jax — Community Manager

@Vq.Raccoon said:
I didn't get my product key in the email :(

pm Neo

Knight 127 187
  • 20 Aug '17
 Vq.Raccoon

@Jax said:

@Vq.Raccoon said:
I didn't get my product key in the email :(

pm Neo

Will do!

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  • 20 Aug '17
 SIEGE

evil manipulator jax

Knight 1836 2232
  • 20 Aug '17
 Void

@Runagate said:
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Oh this feels niiice

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  • 20 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

Remember when you weren't supposed to shitpost in this thread?
Probably not xd

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  • 20 Aug '17
 Carlo_Mano

We have to shitpost, guys. If we shitpost they will have to lock the thread and we all know that the only way to lock an update thread is to have a newer update. Which will be the game alpha release :)