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July update

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  • 12 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie
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  • 12 Aug '17
 Huggles

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
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Fuck ya. That's the most satisfying gif I've seen in a while.

  • 12 Aug '17
 MONKEYTOES
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  • 13 Aug '17
 Monsteri

Shitpost below and receive a free ban.

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  • 13 Aug '17
 DerFurst

I am very excited for the upcoming release of the Mordhau Alpha and would be greatly pleased if the update were to fall before the end of the month, and to not be delayed any further

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Carlo_Mano

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
giphy (10).gif

what movie is that?

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Lincs

@DerFurst said:
I am very excited for the upcoming release of the Mordhau Alpha and would be greatly pleased if the update were to fall before the end of the month, and to not be delayed any further

I concur with all of the above statements and am generally pleased with the state of affairs in the Mordhau Forums.

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Bodkin

I doth declare that our early testing of Triternion's most exquisite product shalt be accessible during the merry month of August or I will personally and quite assuredly handeth those persons whom are responsible a most ripe lashing

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  • 13 Aug '17
 EruTheTeapot

What a lovely day to wait for Mordhau till eternity end of the month-ish , my fellow forum abusers

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Carlo_Mano

@Bodkin said:
...Triternion's most exquisite product...

It's their worst product too, since it's the only one ^^

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Maci

omg ban ranten he shitpost!!!

very nice update yes i truly cannot wait yes thank you devs
oh and monstri best moderatore bless u

  • 13 Aug '17
 Ranten
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  • 13 Aug '17
 Ranten
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  • 13 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie
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  • 13 Aug '17
 Trevz TheCuz

I certainly cannot wait until the release of such a magnificent creation the likes of Mordhau, a pioneer in the arts of medieval combat perfection, wherest marox who hath so humbly graced us with. No longer will i simply feast my eyes, but my hearts content.

Bang bibbity boo bap KABLOW
Giv me teh alpha fur teh MURDHOW

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Zetboi

@DerFurst said:

@Monsteri said:
Shitpost below and receive a free ban.

I am very excited for the upcoming release of the Mordhau Alpha and would be greatly pleased if the update were to fall before the end of the month, and to not be delayed any further

Goodbye, Furst!

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Smeelio

If we get onto the next page, are any new comments then above the ban comment?
Also I am waiting patiently for the developers of Mordhau to not overwork themselves and progress with the game at their own pace and then release it when they are satisfied and content!

Knight 64 93

@Smeelio said:
If we get onto the next page, are any new comments then above the ban comment?
Also I am waiting patiently for the developers of Mordhau to not overwork themselves and progress with the game at their own pace and then release it when they are satisfied and content!

I want it in August and ur gay