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Mercenary 2193 3914
  • 9 Aug '17
 EruTheTeapot

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
carbash.gif

What movie is this ?! I demand thee

Knight 3153 7400
  • 9 Aug '17
 Punzybobo

@EruTheTeapot said:

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
carbash.gif

What movie is this ?! I demand thee

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Knight 122 237
  • 9 Aug '17
 Papalopi

@when™ said:
wann

Bald.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 9 Aug '17
 Sammy

If the Mordhau alpha doesn't come out this month I'm posting Sir Zombie's face.

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 9 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

If the Mordhau alpha does come out this month I'll post Sammy's face but with a monobrow.

Duke 5562 13285
  • 9 Aug '17
 Jax — Community Manager

If monobrow doesn't come out this month I'll post Sammy's face but as a zombie

Monobrau when

Count 1452 3389
  • 9 Aug '17
 Smokingbobs

If Mordhau alpha doesn't come out this month I will make a sad, emotionally wrecking meme video.

Also probably take my own life.

Knight 1366 1852
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  • 9 Aug '17
 Trevz TheCuz

If Smoking bobs doesn't take his own life i will post a pic of zombie's face eating sammies' monobrau.

Which will also probably delay the alpha till next year tbh.

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 9 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

Why do so many people know my face :(

  • 10 Aug '17
 EruTheTeapot
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  • 10 Aug '17
 MONKEYTOES
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Knight 830 1764
  • 10 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie
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Conscript 1394 2153
  • 11 Aug '17
 Smeelio

Is this some weeb read from bottom to top shit?

Duke 5562 13285
  • 11 Aug '17
 Jax — Community Manager

16 likes don't question it, it's working

Count 4205 9821
  • 11 Aug '17
 DerFurst

It's a picture of marox doing the thing and a dead chivalry joke because mordhau kill it

it's everything you need in a mordmeme

Mercenary 2193 3914
  • 11 Aug '17
 EruTheTeapot

Are we there yet ?

King 48 59
  • 11 Aug '17
 SkyCaptain

@Smokingbobs said:

@Ulkenstride said:
Tbh what Marox and Mordhau are doing to Chivalry :)

Marox kills Chivalry while riding Mordhau.png

Animated per Ulkenstride's request:

Mordhorse.gif

someone needs to upload it on steam Artwork of chiv.

Mercenary 1897 7067
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  • 11 Aug '17
 ThunderDuck

@SkyCaptain said:

@Smokingbobs said:

@Ulkenstride said:
Tbh what Marox and Mordhau are doing to Chivalry :)

Marox kills Chivalry while riding Mordhau.png

Animated per Ulkenstride's request:

Mordhorse.gif

someone needs to upload it on steam Artwork of chiv.

Do it, I can almost guarantee you'll get banned in less than 2 minutes. The devs get so triggered by stuff like that, it's hilarious
https://mordhau.com/forum/topic/9542/worth-it-tbh/