June update

Wat

WOW! To sad I wont be able to play till NEXT YEAR.

I'm not sad.

@FluffyDragon said:

@ntpgmr said:
I was about to type a huge soliloquy about how I didn't know how to get my title on here, then I went to my profile, and realised, I hadn't linked the Alpha with my account, so I was a big dumbass there. Anyway, now I am Sir Dokter Medic, Knight of Mordhau.

May you with your sword perform sucessful proctology in the battlefields of mordhau.

Kinda depends on where I strike, really, however, i can assure you I will make sure that whatever operation it is, it will be a success.

Zoctor zi needz zhelp zapllying ze medizin

@TheDankestMeme said:

@FluffyDragon said:

Is this historicly accurate enough?

Uh excuse me shitolinni but that's CLEARLY a sord not a swird

smh

Uh, you also disregard what make some armor pieces functional, especially by fucking up all the breastplate proportions.

@Faffywaffy said:
https://youtu.be/1vTlDHm4boQ

Jesus there must be some slow readers out there. He spent way too much time on those paragraphs.

Edits out proportional looking armor

I'm on to you Faffy.

Devs said several times that they messed with the armour proportion because the real historical ones looked gay

> All the proportions

@Faffywaffy said:
Uh, you also disregard what make some armor pieces functional, especially by fucking up all the breastplate proportions.

This would be an issue if anyone actually gave a fuck.
For real though why is this little cretin still here?

@Faffywaffy said:
Uh, you also disregard what make some armor pieces functional, especially by fucking up all the breastplate proportions.

This isn't a complaint about historical realism from someone who really cares, but a petty attempt at nicking the devs. Please stop being so transparent.

@Maxilatorn said:
I see some comments about historical accuracy, to put this endless back and forth to rest, In Mordhau we focus on bringing in armors from most parts of Europe spanning many different centuries, meaning that you will see armors that would never have faced each other in battle nor existed at the same time. We are not trying to make something that is historically accurate but many of our armors are based on things seen in the real world. As a rule of thumb, what belongs in our armor collection are armors that would appear grounded in reality to a layman.

It looks amazing, have you ever considered adding a frogmouth helmet? It would look quite badass on some legendary knights :D

Frogmouth helmets were used in jousting, not in battle.

Its not notpicking, this issue would render the breastplates non-functional. With the breastplate ending at the crotch, your torso is unable to flex and all the weight sits on your shoulders, sitting on bone. And for safety reasons too.

See how the shorter breastplate moves with the body and the other resists.

The more curvature also makes it more protective, by helping blows to that area glance off. Combined with tassets, its more coverage, protection, and confortability overall.

In the picture that I did edit out, the breastplate came with tassets and the devs probably realized that it was less of a skirt and more as protection for the abdomen.

It is nitpicking because the game doesn't have realistic plate physics

Hey devs, you see the way Shrek did their breastplates?
Do it like that.

And nobody gave a shit about the armor in Shrek.