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June update

Knight 2308 4188
  • 26 Jul '17
 Runagate

@SirLancelot said:
GIve us July update you filthy peasants

It is not the 31st day of the month yet you ape.

Count 1476 965

July update when?

Duke 507 1200
Duke 5562 13285
  • 27 Jul '17
 Jax — Community Manager

@Senturion, Duke of Ontheon said:
Soon

  • 29 Jul '17
 Tay
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Knight 54 66
  • 29 Jul '17
 cappuccinoamaro

When July update ? PLEASE I MIGHT DIE OF CANCER IN A WEEK

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 29 Jul '17
 Sir Zombie

End of july is less than a week away
Calm down boyo

Baron 2358 3392
  • 29 Jul '17
 Xekratos

No. Fuck you. I'll Hype up Girly as much as I damn well please.

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 29 Jul '17
 Sir Zombie

@Xekratos said:
No. Fuck you. I'll Hype up Girly as much as I damn well please.

I was talking about the guy worrying if he'd die before te update but sure that works as well.

Baron 2358 3392
  • 29 Jul '17
 Xekratos

If he does die who gets his key?

Knight 3313 6811
  • 29 Jul '17
 Bodkin

Me and it will be sold on ebay for the low price of $499.99

Baron 2358 3392
  • 29 Jul '17
 Xekratos

Will buy.

319 417
  • 30 Jul '17
 ChuckJones

@Bodkin said:
Me and it will be sold on ebay for the low price of $499.99

You could do better

Knight 3313 6811
  • 30 Jul '17
 Bodkin

@ChuckJones said:

@Bodkin said:
Me and it will be sold on ebay for the low price of $499.99

You could do better

For the low-low price of $999.99!

Order now and you will get a cancer-tipped arrow FREE

That's right! Order now and you get a $1000 value for only $999.99!

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Knight 615 1118
  • 30 Jul '17
 Uncy

July update pls

Knight 54 66
  • 30 Jul '17
 cappuccinoamaro

GIVE ME UPDATE OR I SWEAR I WILL EAT MY LEFT BALL

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 30 Jul '17
 Sir Zombie

Fuck delay the update. That sounds hot.

Knight 54 66
  • 30 Jul '17
 cappuccinoamaro

I AM SO FRUSTRATED MASTURBATION DOESNT WORK GIVE ME UPDATE

Mercenary 116 146
  • 31 Jul '17
 TSYNFrenchFries

ITS JULY 31ST NOW
UPDATE OR RIOT