June update

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

I see...

@Carlo_Mano said:

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

I see...

@Carlo_Mano said:

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

I see...

Holy! I suggested this in one of the other threads. I'm sure you didn't make this just because of my suggestion, or even at all because of it, but it's still fun to pretend that's why you added it. ;)

WAIT GUYS HOL UP

When a blacksmith attaches the pommel, is he rightly beginning?

@Some fucking peasant said:

When a blacksmith attaches the pommel, is he rightly beginning?

@Punzybobo said:

@Some fucking peasant said:

When a blacksmith attaches the pommel, is he rightly beginning?

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:

Now I want to photoshop Roshawn there

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:

Sure kill black guy first lol
But mordhau option to change skin color?
Hmmmmmmmm

Baron whats that from

@MackDaddy/PadanFain said:
Baron whats that from

Robin in the hood
I think

The Black Knight unironically

@Jax said:
it does though

so I understand not everything will be historically accurate or fully practical and that's cool, Mordhau isn't meant to be an interactive textbook.The issue with the frogmouth helm is that it's entirely out of its intended context, and completely unusable on foot. There's a fine line between bending the realism and being completely unrealistic, and once you cross that line it detracts from the overall immersion and style of the game.

The devs said something along the lines of "we're not aiming for full realism, but instead adding armor that a layman would think makes sense and looks practical".

Look at this thing, it simply (even from a casual perspective) doesn't look like it would be usable in the context of Mordhau's combat system. Additionally, the thing would need to be compatible with chest pieces, and since it's so damn big it would protrude from the character's hitbox. Obviously I'm not talking about the big ass bird crest on there but even then, it's a massive helmet.

to froggos pls

Based Jax once again says everything I wanted to say in far better prose. I love you full homo sir

We'll also have penis-shaped people running around naked with frog helms riveted into the bare flesh of their neck, which is just no.

penis-shaped people running around naked with frog helms riveted into the bare flesh of their neck

Sounds metal as fuck

@Rattsknecht said:

penis-shaped people running around naked with frog helms riveted into the bare flesh of their neck

Sounds metal as fuck

I feel this photo is relevant under the circumstances

@Senturion, Duke of Ontheon said:

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:

Now I want to photoshop Roshawn there

^dubax? what a roleplayer. A perfect weapon for roshawn's execution, I suppose.

GIve us July update you filthy peasants

@Zexis said:
^dubax? what a roleplayer. A perfect weapon for roshawn's execution, I suppose.

*katana