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Knight 3153 7400
  • 21 Jul '17
 Punzybobo

why is this still up

Knight 5410 7408
  • 21 Jul '17
 Humble Staff

Seems like anouncement threads only close if a new one is close or if we spam shit way to hard. The former usually ends up in mods having to delet entire pages tho.

Knight 45 59
  • 21 Jul '17
 P0P218

wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Knight 2308 4188
  • 21 Jul '17
 Runagate

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

  • 21 Jul '17
 Punzybobo
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  • 21 Jul '17
 ZedHead
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  • 21 Jul '17
 Punzybobo
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Duchess 6896 9886
  • 21 Jul '17
 Sir Zombie

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

Baroness 485 1386
  • 21 Jul '17
 arr0wmanc3r

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

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Duchess 6896 9886
  • 21 Jul '17
 Sir Zombie

@arr0wmanc3r said:

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

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Are you implying that isn't his head, you heretic?

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Knight 2608 6921
  • 21 Jul '17
 Rattsknecht

@Sir Zombie said:

@arr0wmanc3r said:

@Sir Zombie said:

@Runagate said:

@P0P218 said:
wonder how many different things you can stick on your helmet. horses, dragons, flowers, feathers.
there is alot of decorative possibilities to look charming while having a gloryfied bucket on your head :D

Are you saying you wouldn't always take the plumes? Are you gay?

Having anything on your head except your hair is gay

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Are you implying that isn't his head, you heretic?

Might be his hair tho

Conscript 108 462

00684410d9edec7a801c2458e81d5b91.jpg You guys, doesn't this set give you solid 12 hour rock hard errection?

Knight 3153 7400
  • 22 Jul '17
 Punzybobo

You may have to see your doctor if your erection lasts more than 2-3 hours.

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@Punzybobo said:
You may have to see your doctor if your erection lasts more than 2-3 hours.

huh...

Count 4205 9821
  • 22 Jul '17
 DerFurst

Gothic armor is definitely the prettiest armor ever made, but it's also very feminine.

This is the best armor in every single way:

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Knight 8 44
  • 22 Jul '17
 Postcinct

@Lincs said:
Frog mouth helm in a fighting game approaches For Honor levels of stupid

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  • 22 Jul '17
 Jax — Community Manager

it does though

so I understand not everything will be historically accurate or fully practical and that's cool, Mordhau isn't meant to be an interactive textbook.The issue with the frogmouth helm is that it's entirely out of its intended context, and completely unusable on foot. There's a fine line between bending the realism and being completely unrealistic, and once you cross that line it detracts from the overall immersion and style of the game.

The devs said something along the lines of "we're not aiming for full realism, but instead adding armor that a layman would think makes sense and looks practical".

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Look at this thing, it simply (even from a casual perspective) doesn't look like it would be usable in the context of Mordhau's combat system. Additionally, the thing would need to be compatible with chest pieces, and since it's so damn big it would protrude from the character's hitbox. Obviously I'm not talking about the big ass bird crest on there but even then, it's a massive helmet.

to froggos pls