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Duchess 6896 9886
  • 24 Apr '17
 Sir Zombie

@SirLancelot said:
Titles?

no

Sellsword 172 430
  • 24 Apr '17
 Pencilman

@SirLancelot said:
Titles?

Soon.

Knight 1366 1852
  • 24 Apr '17
 Trevz TheCuz

Soon™

Conscript 294 345
  • 25 Apr '17
 Qwampa

Soon™

Knight 872 1350

MT Noos

Sounds like noose tbh

Baron 1647 5234
  • 27 Apr '17
 Lincs

I've lost track of time. It stretches on in both directions, utterly unforgiving in its anonymity. I sink slowly into the dark recesses of my couch. When? Soon?

A broken needle lays on my stomach, looking up at me on a field of grease-stained white fabric. Soon.

It's been years since the last Mordhau update. Triternion's website remains blank and featureless, like my future. I'm going through medieval combat simulator withdrawals; my hands tremble with the urge to pick up any nearby pommel-shaped objects and throw them.

The others all died out months ago. I am alone.

Soon.

Knight 1366 1852
Duchess 6896 9886
  • 27 Apr '17
 Sir Zombie

lincs r u ok?

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 27 Apr '17
 Sammy

@Lincs said:
I've lost track of time. It stretches on in both directions, utterly unforgiving in its anonymity. I sink slowly into the dark recesses of my couch. When? Soon?

A broken needle lays on my stomach, looking up at me on a field of grease-stained white fabric. Soon.

It's been years since the last Mordhau update. Triternion's website remains blank and featureless, like my future. I'm going through medieval combat simulator withdrawals; my hands tremble with the urge to pick up any nearby pommel-shaped objects and throw them.

The others all died out months ago. I am alone.

Soon.

Lol what a dork

Knight 135 150
  • 27 Apr '17
 SirLancelot

Titles wen

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 27 Apr '17
 Sir Zombie

@SirLancelot said:
Titles wen

no

Knight 4 0
  • 30 Apr '17
 long_chin_man

as a backer of 60$ i cant wait to get the alpha

Count 4205 9821
  • 30 Apr '17
 DerFurst

@ContentCop said:
as a backer of 60$ i cant wait to get the alpha

unfortunately, due to the nature of temporality, it is causally impossible not to wait for the alpha in order to get it

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 30 Apr '17
 Sir Zombie

@ContentCop said:
as a backer of 60$ i cant wait to get the alpha

That is a spicy avatar tbh

988 6974
  • 30 Apr '17
 marox — Project Lead

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