Mordhau

Character Dialouge / Insults?

Knight 5096 6837
  • 21 Mar '17
 Humble Staff

@EliteTeamKiller said:
What about non-insulting dialogue, such as a quick prayer a knight might say before a battle? Like, say, "God guide my hand and make true my blade," or some other pretentious, overdramatic shit Roshawn might love?

You know, lame shit like "May the truest warrior prevail"
or "Father guide my arrow with thine unwavering hands"

or "Honor compels me to give unto thee one chance to flee. Take it or meet thy gods"

or "May justice prevail"

Of course I recognize there probably aren't many honorable mercenaries, but surely they wouldn't all be cock-knee speaking integrates.

This pls.

King 2425 3397

claps so many of these NEED to be in the game, I love this forum XD

15 2
  • 21 Mar '17
 bsbischoff45

tis but a scratch!
i'm not dead yet!
i fart in your general direction!
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
go away you silly English ka-nig-it!
ni!
just a flesh wound!
what'll ya do, bleed on me!?
iv had worse!
well call it a draw!
run away!
you will not pass
you're a loony.
Help! help! im being repressed!
look you stupid b*stard you've got no arms left
im feeling much better
you must find me...A SHRUBBERY!
is there someone else up there that we can talk to?

15 2
  • 21 Mar '17
 bsbischoff45

@DeusAether said:
"...your mother was a hamster and father smelt of elderberries."
Ah, the French.

what was that about the french b*tch!?

15 2
  • 21 Mar '17
 bsbischoff45

death awaits you with sharp pointy teeth and red beady eyes
go away or i will be forced to taunt you a second time.

Duchess 6861 9829
  • 21 Mar '17
 Sir Zombie

@bsbischoff45 said:
tis but a scratch!
i'm not dead yet!
i fart in your general direction!
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
go away you silly English ka-nig-it!
ni!
just a flesh wound!
what'll ya do, bleed on me!?
iv had worse!
well call it a draw!
run away!
you will not pass
you're a loony.
Help! help! im being repressed!
look you stupid b*stard you've got no arms left
im feeling much better
you must find me...A SHRUBBERY!
is there someone else up there that we can talk to?

Oh boy, I wonder where you got those from...

Count 1464 953

Blasphemy! Die heathen!

Your joke turns sour much like your spirit.

It will bring me joy to take your head with me on my journeys.

Oh my! What have we here? Another who thinks he can dance?

The play isn't until the morrow, so stop chicken dancing.

I'm here to end you rightly, should you wish it.

Count 4203 9812
  • 21 Mar '17
 DerFurst

A moldy cheese would taste better than the cut of your mustard

I'll flambe you on my flamberge you flying fuck

Your death was ensured the moment I laid eyes upon your poodle

The world isn't big enough for you and me, which is I have to eat you

848 694
  • 21 Mar '17
 EliteTeamKiller

May this be our Final Battle...

After I kill you I shall take your wife, and after a time your son shall come to call me father...

Would that your friends loved you enough to tell of your deficiency, for now it will be the end of you...

Come, taste your bitter, salty demise.

You got a purdy mouth...

Your wife moaned like a whore as the company each took their turn...

1627 2895
  • 21 Mar '17
 Ranten

I'd love some 4th wall breaking ones.

"They say there were ballet warriors who could kill while dancing. You are doing the same thing, except you are not killing anything besides your pride."

"Your face would make even the Banned one scared."

"Take a look, my pommel has dents and scratches....There is a reason for that."

"Your ass is even shinier than Duke's armor"

"Why are you turning your back to me? Trying to speed up the process?"

"I will kick start your ass in no time"

Knight 1366 1851
  • 21 Mar '17
 Trevz TheCuz

@bsbischoff45 said:
tis but a scratch!
i'm not dead yet!
i fart in your general direction!
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
go away you silly English ka-nig-it!
ni!
just a flesh wound!
what'll ya do, bleed on me!?
iv had worse!
well call it a draw!
run away!
you will not pass
you're a loony.
Help! help! im being repressed!
look you stupid b*stard you've got no arms left
im feeling much better
you must find me...A SHRUBBERY!
is there someone else up there that we can talk to?

Who is this wise man in the ways of science?

Conscript 1394 2153
  • 21 Mar '17
 Smeelio

I'd like voicepacks if possible, even if it's only to facilitate voice mods.
So when you create your guy you can choose one of 5 voice packs or whatever, one is gruff motherfucker, one is holy crusader, one is noble knight, one is drunk bastard and so on.
And then modders can add extra packs instead of having to overwrite certain voices- so if you guys thought my voiceline pack ideas from just now were shit, I can add them to my game without overwriting the actually good packs the devs put in.
Plus, and I know it's too early/doesn't bear thinking about, but DLC voice packs would also then become a possibility.
Oh yeah, and then someone could port over every single Chivalry voice pack, which would be great.
Presumably online everyone else would just hear a default pack if you were using a modded pack, unless they also had the pack, or the server did?
Just an idea I literally just had. I typed it as I thought it so please excuse the mess.

Baron 1601 5082
  • 22 Mar '17
 Lincs

Everything is just cock jokes