Mordhau

Character Dialouge / Insults?

Knight 15 7
  • 18 Mar '17
 DeusAether

"...your mother was a hamster and father smelt of elderberries."
Ah, the French.

Knight 15 7
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  • 18 Mar '17
 DeusAether

@ColonelMustache said:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU"
"SUUUUUUUCK MYYYYY DIIIIIIIICK"
"DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Reminds me of the Merryweather mercenaries and law enforcement in Grand Theft Auto V. How absurd yet real.

Knight 3294 6738
  • 18 Mar '17
 Bodkin

"You there! Yes you, can thou inform me as to where the fight is?"

"Child put that down, you might cut yourself"

"M'lady"

"Your king, why dost he send Women to fight?"

"Hoho! You sure like armor m'lord"

"Such a large weapon for such a little man"

"What's this? Hast thou came to polish my boots?"

"Thine stench is worse than thy mother's!"

"What's this?! The Peasants have risen against us?"

"The court jester?"

"Thine wife hast told me about thee"

"Such noise! Thou speaketh an infinite deal of nothing"

"You tottering clapper-clawed barnacle!"

"Thine face is not worth sunburning"

"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee"

"Thine wits art duller than thy blade"

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES! "

"Squire! Where hast thou been?!!!"

Knight 1366 1851
  • 18 Mar '17
 Trevz TheCuz

@rob_owner said:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IenJFeRYgA

This game needs faggot voice packs imo
"The diversity in mordhau is so high-end even the LGBT community approves!"

-PC Gamer-

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  • 18 Mar '17
 Whisper

"If your head was full of stones, it'd be an improvement"

"You wont be intimidating anyone with that short spear"

Knight 3294 6738
  • 18 Mar '17
 Bodkin

@Trevz said:

@rob_owner said:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IenJFeRYgA

This game needs faggot voice packs imo
"The diversity in mordhau is so high-end even the LGBT community approves!"

-PC Gamer-

Mordhau will make gays straight though

Knight 1366 1851
  • 18 Mar '17
 Trevz TheCuz

"Have at thee you big smelly willy"

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  • 19 Mar '17
 doginclothes

Its probably a stupid amount of work, but what about dynamic insults? I.e. two players p1 and p2
P1"I bite my thumb at the KNAVE!"
P2 "BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME AND I'LL KEEP THY HAND! HAVE AT THE!"

Or like
P1"ah do they sent boys to works as men?"
P2"Aye, they wanted prisioners alive after the fight!"

Or
P1"i shall see thee in CHAINS!"
P2"and i shall see thee in the EARTH!"
Also anything from shakespears satire

Baron 2357 3387
  • 19 Mar '17
 Xekratos

DID I WON!!!???

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  • 19 Mar '17
 ColonelMustache

I want rob_owner to be an official voice actor for this game

Baron 2357 3387
  • 19 Mar '17
 Xekratos

What about me? Didn't you hear that QUALITY insult I sent?

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  • 19 Mar '17
 Stumpy

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Die of me"

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  • 19 Mar '17
 Smeelio

"i'll stab u"