Mordhau

The Mordhau Games

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  • 12 Aug '17
 Havoc

detroit has a space program?

Knight 147 159
  • 12 Aug '17
 MrBlackDragon

@CaptainGaymer said:
if valmirius doesn't make sure he continues in the next week... he will be shipped into the detroit space program....

We Detroiters look forward to our new test subject volunteer.

Knight 5096 6837
  • 12 Aug '17
 Humble Staff

Are you from Detroit? How is the Robocop monument going?

Duke 986 1381
  • 12 Aug '17
 PadanFain

People still live in detroit? I thought it went full zoo?

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  • 12 Aug '17
 Havoc

@MackDaddy/PadanFain said:
People still live in detroit? I thought it went full zoo?

Zoos keep the animals within organized habitats. Detroit might as well be Madmax but with a lot less more functional cars.

Knight 4114 4388
  • 12 Aug '17
 pizza boy

contrary to popular belief, detroit is the 9th circle of hell.

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  • 12 Aug '17
 Havoc

Send val to detroit if he doesn't hurry up.

Count 4203 9812
  • 12 Aug '17
 DerFurst

Val is secretly rigging the Mordhau games to brutally kill everyone who asks him to make it faster

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  • 12 Aug '17
 Ranten

@DerFurst said:
Val is secretly rigging the Mordhau games to brutally kill everyone who asks him to make it faster

I am pretty sure he is constantly replaying the game to get a session full of memes and Gaymer as a winner

Duke 986 1381
  • 12 Aug '17
 PadanFain

@Ranten said:

@DerFurst said:
Val is secretly rigging the Mordhau games to brutally kill everyone who asks him to make it faster

I am pretty sure he is constantly replaying the game to get a session full of memes and Gaymer as a winner

Fixed bs

Baron 2357 3387
  • 13 Aug '17
 Xekratos

@CaptainGaymer said:
contrary to popular belief, detroit is the 9th circle of hell.

No, Downtown L.A. is the 9th Circle of Hell.

3234 4260
  • 13 Aug '17
 Havoc

@Xekratos said:

@CaptainGaymer said:
contrary to popular belief, detroit is the 9th circle of hell.

No, Downtown L.A. is the 9th Circle of Hell.

Can confirm, was so hot none of the ice cream vendors were outside.

Baron 2357 3387
  • 13 Aug '17
 Xekratos

@Havoc said:

@Xekratos said:

@CaptainGaymer said:
contrary to popular belief, detroit is the 9th circle of hell.

No, Downtown L.A. is the 9th Circle of Hell.

Can confirm, was so hot none of the ice cream vendors were outside.

And if you wait until after dark you get murdered.

3234 4260
  • 13 Aug '17
 Havoc

@Xekratos said:

@Havoc said:

@Xekratos said:

@CaptainGaymer said:
contrary to popular belief, detroit is the 9th circle of hell.

No, Downtown L.A. is the 9th Circle of Hell.

Can confirm, was so hot none of the ice cream vendors were outside.

And if you wait until after dark you get murdered.

Or the furries come out.

Duke 986 1381
  • 13 Aug '17
 PadanFain

Ive never seen a real life furrie whats it like

Count 4203 9812
  • 13 Aug '17
 DerFurst

@MackDaddy/PadanFain said:
Ive never seen a real life furrie whats it like

Have you ever read H.P. Lovecraft?

Duke 986 1381
  • 13 Aug '17
 PadanFain

So what they are like cthulhu cultists but dressed as animals

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  • 13 Aug '17
 Havoc

@MackDaddy/PadanFain said:
Ive never seen a real life furrie whats it like

Often they're acting, or at least trying to act normal despite wearing what's essentially a mascot uniform. Though the ones in broad daylight will wear animal ears and a tail.

They seem to flood hollywood whenever there's a convention of some sort that involves cosplay or games.

None of them I've had to interact with are really in your face about it, but it's still creepy, and they're more than willing to talk about it like it's normal, which it's not.

Knight 147 159
  • 13 Aug '17
 MrBlackDragon

@Humble Staff said:
Are you from Detroit? How is the Robocop monument going?

Someone stole it

3234 4260
  • 13 Aug '17
 Havoc

@MrBlackDragon said:

@Humble Staff said:
Are you from Detroit? How is the Robocop monument going?

Someone stole it

We can rebuild it, better, stronger, sleeker, we have the technology.