Mordhau

The Mordhau Games

Knight 1061 2849
  • 23 Feb '17
 Valmirius

A friend of mine showed me a Hunger Games simulator. I just had to give it a try (it took me way longer than it should have to find some of these pics buried within thousands of posts). Here's the lineup I decided upon:

mordhau games lineup.png

I tried to picks pairs that suited one another, or at the very least just for keks.

Let the games begin:

Part 1 typical commie.png

Typical communist.

Part 1 Crush bullying.png

Yeah sounds about right, I'm not fighting an angry polack for a bag of goodies he wants.

Part 2 furst gets slaved.png

R.I.P Furst. Died quicker than I was hoping...but I guess you don't mess with the grand coding wizard.

Part 3 Tim shovelman.png

Getting ready to dig his own grave...or everyone else's?

Part 4 Vanguard showing you how the working class man takes what he needs.png

seizingthemeansofsustenance

Part 5 suicidesquad.png

Oh boy, I can see this partnership lasting long.

Part 5 partnership.png

Well...£5 says Reborn gets shanked in his sleep

Part 5 Milton.png

...of money.

Part 6 Lucky boy mikey.png

basedmarox

Part 6 Crush on the prowl.png

Yeah...good luck Crush tbh.

Part 6 what a group of individuals.png

misfits

Part 6 Sammy meets his maker.png

So Sammy and Furst are dead, and Marox has one kill. What next?

Trump winning.png

TOO GOOD.

Conscript 4546 6279
  • 23 Feb '17
 vanguard

This is amazing hahahahh wtf

karl marx and lazy on the same team, I always knew Mr Lazy was a goddamn communist

Knight 7681 14089
  • 23 Feb '17
 ToLazy4Name

my boy Friedman has this in the bag

not even Marox's coding wizardry can contend with the sheer Jewish economic magic that Friedman has at his disposal

Knight 1383 3152
Countess 1228 2901
  • 23 Feb '17
 Whisper

I have had a habit in dying day one the last three times someone else did this, so it's refreshing to see my suck less then usual

Knight 4114 4389
  • 23 Feb '17
 pizza boy

i mean I could see me being on a team with dankest but why roshawn and a dead furry

168 1701
  • 23 Feb '17
 elwebbaro — Art

NnoGhN1.gif

Knight 1383 3152
  • 23 Feb '17
 Tim_Fragmagnet

DISTRICT 2 REPRESENT

Knight 1061 2849
  • 3
  • 23 Feb '17
 Valmirius

Part 9 Karl dies.png

No Karl! You're supposed to share!

Part 9 Crush's aggressive nature gets the best of him.png

OH SHIT.

Marox is any of the following: schitzo as fuck, the protector of the weak, or he's making a smart play by removing the bigger threat his district partner poses before it becomes a problem. Perhaps it's all of those.

Part 9 Lazy.png

Part 9 Dank hasn't surrendered yet.png

Part 10 cropped based V.png

Based Vanguard laying down the law by taking out fashion furry boy.

Part 10 cropped nothing to see here.png

As you do...

Part 11 a sensitive man.png

A most sensitive man.

Part 11 Brazil.png

BR BR BR BR!

Part 14.png

Marox and Vanguard ready to kill for their respective causes.

Part 15 ay lmao.png

Part 16 no homo.png
NO HOMO, JUST BROMANCE.

Part 15 hitler's camp.png
Hmm...I wonder what sort of camp it is.

Part 15 Trump explosive.png

God bless the United States of America.

Part 17 RIP Roshawn.png

He forgot to steal a bike.

Part 17 Dankest raising the white flag.png

The French solution to conflict.

Part 17 Vanguard berryman.png

See Vanguard, this is why you indirectly pay someone to do that for you.
Part 17 Marox.png
"Why the fuck did I get into game development!?"
Part 17 poor Jax.png

:(

So we’ve lost Roshawn…and Jax rather early to the environment, oh and the Reborn guy that no-one remembers.

Knight 7681 14089
  • 23 Feb '17
 ToLazy4Name

vanguard took down Reborn, which is why I didn't stab him when I had the chance

Knight 1383 3152
Baroness 6089 7041
  • 1
  • 23 Feb '17
 Sammy

What no, delete this, I don't want an actual picture of me in there, I've literally spent five years trying to get rid of them.

Grator fucking use your gay admin powers and ban

also dank i am counting on you man

Knight 1383 3152
  • 23 Feb '17
 Tim_Fragmagnet

@Sammy said:
What no, delete this, I don't want an actual picture of me in there, I've literally spent five years trying to get rid of them.

You're just upset that you died.

Knight 7681 14089
  • 23 Feb '17
 ToLazy4Name

@Sammy said:
What no, delete this, I don't want an actual picture of me in there, I've literally spent five years trying to get rid of them.

Grator fucking use your gay admin powers and ban

also dank i am counting on you man

You posted your face in the fucking face thread

what the fuck do you want

Countess 1228 2901
  • 23 Feb '17
 Whisper

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Sammy said:
What no, delete this, I don't want an actual picture of me in there, I've literally spent five years trying to get rid of them.

Grator fucking use your gay admin powers and ban

also dank i am counting on you man

You posted your face in the fucking face thread

what the fuck do you want

cb3ddbb5f4b537661435f867b7b15820.jpeg

Duke 5484 13097
  • 24 Feb '17
 Jax — Community Manager

FUCK I didn't have my poncho liner

Knight 5110 6856
  • 1
  • 24 Feb '17
 Humble Staff

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Sammy said:
What no, delete this, I don't want an actual picture of me in there, I've literally spent five years trying to get rid of them.

Grator fucking use your gay admin powers and ban

You posted your face in the fucking face thread

what the fuck do you want

This tbh.

Also this is great Val keep it going, my ass was saved by Marox, i should have been snuggling with him instead of Gaymer >:(.

Baron 664 1302
  • 24 Feb '17
 PJ_Ammas

Who wants to take bets? 20 shekels on the Donald.

Count 4205 9815
  • 24 Feb '17
 DerFurst

This is fantastic. I hope Hitler wins this time

Mercenary 2548 4563
  • 24 Feb '17
 SIEGE

Add goats!