Mordhau

people of mordhau

Knight 661 964

I was sexually offended by this post.
How dare you make such disrespectful posts? Shame on you!

You're not just disrespecting my family, but also my sexuality!

SO I SAY TO yOU!! COME HITHER
COME HITHR COME HITHER COME HITHER
COME HITHER COME HITHER COME HITHER

COME HITHER

COME HITLER

Baron 1170 3270
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  • 8 Apr '17
 Lincs

Shameless pirating my own memes tbh

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also more spicy people of mordhau posts coming soon

Conscript 1394 2129
  • 8 Apr '17
 Smeelio

This is only like the second time I've read all the pages on a thread I wasn't there for at the beginning on these forums and it was worth it

Knight 2982 3866
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  • 8 Apr '17
 Monkeytoes

@Lincs said:
Shameless pirating my own memes tbh

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also more spicy people of mordhau posts coming soon

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

xd

Baron 621 1183
Duke 6592 8631
  • 9 Apr '17
 Sir Zombie

@PJ_Ammas said:
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I don't really know what is going on but it looks like a meme imho.

Count 1432 3285
  • 9 Apr '17
 Smokingbobs

@PJ_Ammas said:
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Petition to unban Reborn when?

Baroness 6089 7005
  • 9 Apr '17
 Sammy
Unban Reborn
Knight 1636 1848
  • 9 Apr '17
 Void

@Sammy said:

Unban Reborn

NO

Knight 2132 4958
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  • 9 Apr '17
 Rattsknecht

avatar does matter
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1626 2860
  • 10 Apr '17
 Ranten

tbh I am proud of you son. You forgot the hand though

Knight 2132 4958
  • 10 Apr '17
 Rattsknecht

Who was that knight guy anyway? Doesn't look like an accurate hussar depiction tbh, my guess its some guy from the Witcher. Like Cahyr, wuth his scary winged helmet.

Knight 2674 5702
  • 10 Apr '17
 Punzybobo

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*This chart does not accurately portray the political views of certain peoples portrayed in the chart portraying the people portrayed.

Count 561 1931
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  • 10 Apr '17
 EatAtRedLobster

I see this literally every single time I close my eyes for the last 4 months.

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Title: The joy of five men in the celestial autumn

Artist notes:

Those with an eye for detail may notice that the arms of Emerald subtly emulate the graceful curve of a bow.

Jax is proud and brazen with a confident posture of celebration and authority symbolizing the USA.

Lazy assumes a balanced posture at the center which indicates his central position within the mordhau forum hierarchy.

Gauntlet takes a playfully complex midair position to indicate virility and a commanding control of his physical will.

A careful observer may notice Dankest in the background assuming a mirrored posture opposite to everyone else symbolizing his contrary nature.

The overall background is lobster themed which is a metaphor for these five men. Hard on the outside yet soft and friendly on the inside. A lobster comes from the ocean which is electrically conductive and contains billions of interconnected beings which is an allusion to the internet.

You could stack this up against anything that guinea fag Da Vinci ever made TBH.

Knight 1636 1848
  • 10 Apr '17
 Void

@EatAtRedLobster said:
I see this literally every single time I close my eyes for the last 4 months.

rl.png

Title: The joy of five men in the celestial autumn

Artist notes:

Those with an eye for detail may notice that the arms of Emerald subtly emulate the graceful curve of a bow.

Jax is proud and brazen with a confident posture of celebration and authority symbolizing the USA.

Lazy assumes a balanced posture at the center which indicates his central position within the mordhau forum hierarchy.

Gauntlet takes a playfully complex midair position to indicate virility and a commanding control of his physical will.

A careful observer may notice Dankest in the background assuming a mirrored posture opposite to everyone else symbolizing his contrary nature.

The overall background is lobster themed which is a metaphor for these five men. Hard on the outside yet soft and friendly on the inside. A lobster comes from the ocean which is electrically conductive and contains billions of interconnected beings which is an allusion to the internet.

You could stack this up against anything that guinea fag Da Vinci ever made TBH.

A true masterpiece

Knight 872 1348

@EatAtRedLobster said:
I see this literally every single time I close my eyes for the last 4 months.

rl.png

Title: The joy of five men in the celestial autumn

Artist notes:

Those with an eye for detail may notice that the arms of Emerald subtly emulate the graceful curve of a bow.

Jax is proud and brazen with a confident posture of celebration and authority symbolizing the USA.

Lazy assumes a balanced posture at the center which indicates his central position within the mordhau forum hierarchy.

Gauntlet takes a playfully complex midair position to indicate virility and a commanding control of his physical will.

A careful observer may notice Dankest in the background assuming a mirrored posture opposite to everyone else symbolizing his contrary nature.

The overall background is lobster themed which is a metaphor for these five men. Hard on the outside yet soft and friendly on the inside. A lobster comes from the ocean which is electrically conductive and contains billions of interconnected beings which is an allusion to the internet.

You could stack this up against anything that guinea fag Da Vinci ever made TBH.

A careful observer may also notice that Lazy is grabbing Jax by the head while Jax is clutching at Lazy's leg, symbolizing a truly close relationship between the two americans.

Knight 2132 4958
  • 10 Apr '17
 Rattsknecht

A lobster comes from the ocean which is electrically conductive and contains billions of interconnected beings which is an allusion to the internet.

Also there's much salt too

Count 3521 6879
  • 10 Apr '17
 TheDankestMeme

lobster vs crab, who would win

Count 4096 9420
  • 10 Apr '17
 DerFurst

the shrimp that punches things would beat them both