Mordhau

How to play in Mordhau ( the right way ) This is NOT a troll post.

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  • 24 Dec '19
 NumidianPikeman

According to the community, the right way to play mordhau is:

NOT like this:
https://youtu.be/z6hExKhN68k?t=66
OR Like this:
https://youtu.be/wKKSI1OPGa4?t=174
Obviously wrong way to play mordhau:
https://youtu.be/dkhpqAGdZPc?t=422
Or Like this with 2 handers:
https://youtu.be/c0n2JaRXIF0?t=33
NOT the right way to play with 2 handers ( According to community):
https://youtu.be/vwuQPfvSSlo?t=113

The obvious correct way of PVP and medieval playstyle is like this:
https://youtu.be/xT66YPk0Q5w?t=214
And most definitely, according to the community, The RIGHT way to play the game is like this:
https://youtu.be/ZSqCwE6ZbbY?t=8

Anyone that disagrees is a troll, or a nerd. ( according to the community. ) From what i gather.
Thank you.

P.S. as you can obviously tell, all those shields you saw are just cosmetics, and should be completely removed ( according to some in the community ).
Go on tell me im wrong, and claim that im "Trolling".

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 esturias

Anyone that disagrees is a troll, or a nerd. ( according to the community. ) From what i gather.
Thank you.

You are once again turning around people's words.
You were called a troll by ONE member of the community.
You were called a troll because all you do right now is whining, raging and posting nonsense. Like this thread.

Seriously, grow up and get a life. You don't seem to have more content in your life than playing shields in Mordhau...

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 NumidianPikeman

@esturias said:

Anyone that disagrees is a troll, or a nerd. ( according to the community. ) From what i gather.
Thank you.

You are once again turning around people's words.
You were called a troll by ONE member of the community.
You were called a troll because all you do right now is whining, raging and posting nonsense. Like this thread.

Seriously, grow up and get a life. You don't seem to have more content in your life than playing shields in Mordhau...

"Seriously, grow up and get a life. You don't seem to have more content in your life than insult people on a forum to try to get to them for posting something that makes perfect sense Edit: And for trying to defent their ( Now defunct ) shield playstyle"...
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  • 24 Dec '19
 SWSeriousMike

Couldn't you have had your mental breakdown a few weeks earlier? Lazy would have loved to see that.

This topic will be moved.

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 esturias

@NumidianPikeman said:
"Seriously, grow up and get a life. You don't seem to have more content in your life than insult people on a forum

You are wrong. I'm not insulting anyone. I stated some facts based on what you wrote. Insulting people is what you did in your previous ragekid posts.

to try to get to them for posting something that makes perfect sense

Very little of what you wrote makes any sense. And I'm not even counting the insults and the raging. I'm "trying to get to you" for posting nonsense, dumb raging and making yourself look like an uneducated brat. But you still don't seem to realize that, so maybe the idea with Dr. Phil wasn't even that bad...

Edit: And for trying to defent their ( Now defunct ) shield playstyle"...

You didn't defend anything. You didn't give feedback, you didn't discuss. You just raged and whined like a dumb brat because your unbalanced playtoy got changed for the better.
Why should anyone take you any seriously?

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  • 24 Dec '19
 LuxCandidus

This topic has been moved.

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 LuxCandidus

This man is on his way to replacing Lazy as the angriest forum poster.

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 wierHL

Was Lazy even angry? I thought he just liked shitting up threads for fun.

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 Sir Zombie

I think Lazy got angry sometimes when discussing politics but that's about it

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Afaik he wasn’t an angry dude, mostly soft trolling.

Last thread I saw from him however, felt like he was indeed salty. He wasn’t like that though.

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 esturias

@LuxCandidus said:
This man is on his way to replacing Lazy as the angriest forum poster.

He wrote some nonsense and seemed to be stuck in puberty or something, but since the time I joined, I've never seen him posting some ignorant nonsense and dumb insulting like that other guy did - which should already be worth a ban.

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  • 25 Dec '19
 Humble Staff

@NumidianPikeman said:
According to the community, the right way to play mordhau is:

NOT like this:
https://youtu.be/z6hExKhN68k?t=66
OR Like this:
https://youtu.be/wKKSI1OPGa4?t=174
Obviously wrong way to play mordhau:
https://youtu.be/dkhpqAGdZPc?t=422
Or Like this with 2 handers:
https://youtu.be/c0n2JaRXIF0?t=33
NOT the right way to play with 2 handers ( According to community):
https://youtu.be/vwuQPfvSSlo?t=113

The obvious correct way of PVP and medieval playstyle is like this:
https://youtu.be/xT66YPk0Q5w?t=214
And most definitely, according to the community, The RIGHT way to play the game is like this:
https://youtu.be/ZSqCwE6ZbbY?t=8

Anyone that disagrees is a troll, or a nerd. ( according to the community. ) From what i gather.
Thank you.

P.S. as you can obviously tell, all those shields you saw are just cosmetics, and should be completely removed ( according to some in the community ).
Go on tell me im wrong, and claim that im "Trolling".

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If it is of any help, i'm here for you :), just reach out and we can talk! Hang in there bud, we all care about you and want to see you go through this journey unscathed, so a wonderfull young adult can come out of it!

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  • 25 Dec '19
 Atlas-D

Please accept my friend invite. I promise I'm not going to make fun of you or belitttle you. I just want to help you understand our point of view.