Mordhau

STOUTY

Knight 7721 14230

I got a gym membership stouty what should I do to get sick calf muscles

Knight 595 2006

If you received one gram of protein for every time someone reported you, yours would be the strongest calves in the universe.

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  • 3 Nov
 wierHL

Don't worry Lazy I got your back.

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  • 3 Nov
 Stouty

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why ask me..

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@Stouty said:
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why ask me..

don't worry stouty I actually just did a whole lot of jump rope while standing in the middle of the gym and whipping anyone who gets too close to me, one guy tried to square up but then I pulled my gun on him and dropped my pants and he left

dominance established

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  • 4 Nov
 Cracksmith

At this point I only use the forums to read Lazy's posts. Still better than getting a reddit account like a total mong.

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@Stouty said:
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why ask me..

Well, at least you have two legs...

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thats his penis

Knight 7721 14230

the gym is actually pretty great, it's a small local chain of gyms that happened to establish a gym in my extremely small town and I work night shift so when I get off work to go there it's almost a 100% certainty that i'll have the entire place to myself lmao

i'll post pictures when I go there next and then stouty can give me a routine based off of the equipment they have

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@Stouty said:
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why ask me..

So you are one of those cartoonish looking people with a disproportionally worked upper body in relation with your lower body?

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  • 5 Nov
 Maci

When a bunch of imported rocket engineers decide to gang up on Stouty he runs away on his hands lmao

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  • 5 Nov
 Cracksmith

@Humble Staff said:

@Stouty said:
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why ask me..

So you are one of those cartoonish looking people with a disproportionally worked upper body in relation with your lower body?

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Rare full body image of stouty, 2019

Knight 7721 14230

post rare stoutys

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rare stouty yes hello

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  • 5 Nov
 Redeaux

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  • 6 Nov
 Cracksmith

What a man. 100% card carrying alpha chad.

Knight 7721 14230

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Here's the gym, as you can see it's entirely deserted as is tradition lmao, white square is redacted because it has the name of the gym in it

foot pic for posterity

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but who was camera

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I was wondering how we were able to have back and fourth conversations at 10am lazy

Knight 7721 14230

@TombstoneJack said:
I was wondering how we were able to have back and fourth conversations at 10am lazy

I mean I also get a maximum of 6 hours of sleep so i'm around for a while