Mordhau

Release Patchie

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  • 20 Aug
 IllOmens

Release Patchie

Ah+well+i+m+not+him+_cdf6c0da4fe7aabe6277afa70b87feb4.gif

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  • 1
  • 20 Aug
 Quadsword

There is no patchie.

EDIT:
https://i.redd.it/g33jodil1oh31.png

These fucking devs I swear to god.

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  • 20 Aug
 IllOmens

@Quadsword said:
There is no patchie.

EDIT:
https://i.redd.it/g33jodil1oh31.png

These fucking devs I swear to god.

Patchie Now

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Edit: July patch coming in September LuL

58 129
  • 20 Aug
 Quadsword

g33jodil1oh31

We might as well just face facts that this is a dead game.

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  • 20 Aug
 DEADSY

Betcha there wont even be one

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84 134
  • 21 Aug
 IllOmens

@DEADSY said:
Betcha there wont even be one

When I start up Mordhau and I see Patchie is still not here

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Knight 7655 14047
  • 21 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

lmao and this is after Vesanus said it would come this month

we've seen them do this over and over again but it still astounds me how incompetent they are with this stuff

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@Quadsword said:
There is no patchie.

EDIT:
https://i.redd.it/g33jodil1oh31.png

These fucking devs I swear to god.

rofl

Duke 41 93
  • 21 Aug
 Teabag

It's like alpha all over again.537469.3999999999_yeet.gif

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Knight 2243 4030
  • 21 Aug
 Runagate

ngl ipas are pretty nice

Knight 7655 14047
  • 21 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

NO THEY ARE NOT IPAS ARE THE FUCKING WORST BEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Knight 762 3295
  • 22 Aug
 Mittsies

@ToLazy4Name said:
NO THEY ARE NOT IPAS ARE THE FUCKING WORST BEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You have just revealed that your taste buds are garbage and right now I can only assume that if you do ever drink beer, it's either tasteless commercial lager shit, or some palletable baby drink like a vanilla bean porter. No self-respecting craft beer drinker would commit a sin as great as saying that IPA are the "worst" style of ale, considering they are generally among the most complex and interesting of all beer styles, along with saisons and bretts. I am willing to bet that even despite your bold claim of IPA being the worst beer, you've yet to even try all of the different beer styles so you can make an informed decision: you just took one sip, and because the taste overwhelmed your childlike tastebuds you wrote off the style altogether. I'm not even going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you merely had a bad IPA, which do exist, because I know better. So listen up, until you go out and try at least a dozen different IPAs of varying styles (namely west coast, double/triple, imperial, black), you are officially dead to me. During this time, I will not vote for you to become a moderator, and you will be unable to commission porn from me. I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself, so don't fuck this up.

Knight 7655 14047
  • 22 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

off yourself mittsies you IPA swilling furry degenerate commie, I don't want your vote and I don't want your shitty porn either

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  • 22 Aug
 DerFurst

@Mittsies said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
NO THEY ARE NOT IPAS ARE THE FUCKING WORST BEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You have just revealed that your taste buds are garbage and right now I can only assume that if you do ever drink beer, it's either tasteless commercial lager shit, or some palletable baby drink like a vanilla bean porter. No self-respecting craft beer drinker would commit a sin as great as saying that IPA are the "worst" style of ale, considering they are generally among the most complex and interesting of all beer styles, along with saisons and bretts. I am willing to bet that even despite your bold claim of IPA being the worst beer, you've yet to even try all of the different beer styles so you can make an informed decision: you just took one sip, and because the taste overwhelmed your childlike tastebuds you wrote off the style altogether. I'm not even going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you merely had a bad IPA, which do exist, because I know better. So listen up, until you go out and try at least a dozen different IPAs of varying styles (namely west coast, double/triple, imperial, black), you are officially dead to me. During this time, I will not vote for you to become a moderator, and you will be unable to commission porn from me. I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself, so don't fuck this up.

I cannot believe this isn't a copypasta

Knight 5100 6842

Ah, this reads and feels like an old time pre alpha forum post, the nostalgia.

Knight 466 909
  • 22 Aug
 wierHL

sour beers > anything else you anglo barbarians
I wanna try American wild ale

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@EatAtRedLobster said:
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Thank you for your contribution to my conspiracy theory thread. ;)

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  • 22 Aug
 Iodine

Lmao you guys still play this game? hahahahahahahahahhahahah