Mordhau

Endless story

Baron 813 957
  • 12 Jan
 Carlo_Mano

Because why not, I start the story and you continue it.
5 words max/post and no double posting.

So.

Once upon a time....

Knight 3302 3013

niggers stole

Knight 4986 7686
  • 12 Jan
 ToLazy4Name

the white man's burden

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The Souls franchise is easily the most overrated franchise in the last decade. Games are horrible. Really not much RPG about it, it's super linear and repetetive. The fighting system is clunky and unresponsive, and it is not hard in a way that the game actually has intelligent AI or requires planning in any way. What makes it "hard" is again, the clunky combat. All Bosses are pretty much the same, you just roll arround until they are in their "vulnurable" phase, and then attack the shit out of them until they start swinging again. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your bossfights in a nutshell. Normal enemies are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the player busy between the bosses. Infact, all Souls games are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another, with somewhat updated graphics. They play the same otherwise. The whole franchise really is targetet towards children that heard stories about "hard games" from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that aswell but fail to realize that games back then weren't hard in a frustrating way, but in a challenging one.

Knight 4986 7686
  • 12 Jan
 ToLazy4Name

this is why Bernie Sanders always references Denmark or wherever you're from smoking

Count 1188 2467
  • 12 Jan
 Smokingbobs

@ToLazy4Name said:
this is why Bernie Sanders always references Denmark or wherever you're from smoking

Netherlands. Which is another "perfect" society.

Knight 4986 7686
  • 12 Jan
 ToLazy4Name

Fuck I know someone here is from Denmark who the fuck is it

Conscript 4124 4253
  • 12 Jan
 Sir Zombie

Its ya boi

Baroness 5322 5830
  • 12 Jan
 Sammy

So anyway, Coldsteel the Hedgehog graduated to the top of his class in the sonic fighting academy

Conscript 4124 4253
  • 12 Jan
 Sir Zombie

He is a hedgeHEG you ignorant samurai!
Nothin personnel... kid...

Sellsword 2790 2245

Hey i like this thread

@ToLazy4Name said:
the white man's burden

And ran 3 kilometers straight like if a chicken were in front of him

Baron 813 957
  • 12 Jan
 Carlo_Mano

Once upon a time, niggers stole the white man's burden, and ran 3 kilometers straight like if a chicken were in front of him

Then a big titted lady...

Knight 3302 3013
Baron 813 957
  • 12 Jan
 Carlo_Mano

sucking on a big candy

Baroness 5322 5830
  • 12 Jan
 Sammy

according to all known laws of aviation

Knight 4986 7686
  • 12 Jan
 ToLazy4Name

the Tuskegee airmen

Baroness 5322 5830
  • 12 Jan
 Sammy

stopped communism

Knight 4986 7686
  • 12 Jan
 ToLazy4Name

with nigger airplane powers

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  • 12 Jan
 DerFurst

by bombing baby food factories

Baroness 5322 5830
  • 12 Jan
 Sammy

filled with jewish kids