Mordhau

"REMOVE HELD BLOCK, NERF JAVELINS, NERF HORSES, REMOVE CROSSROADS AS FRONTLINE MAP, GIVE ME FEMALE CHARACTERS, GIVE ME FEITORIA, GIVE ME FUCKING HIGHLANDS AND MAKE ME AN ADMIN" [email protected]

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  • 11 Jul
 Yadyoy

REMOVE HELD BLOCK, NERF JAVELINS, NERF HORSES, REMOVE CROSSROADS AS FRONTLINE MAP, GIVE ME FEMALE CHARACTERS, GIVE ME FEITORIA, GIVE ME FUCKING HIGHLANDS AND MAKE ME AN ADMIN

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  • 11 Jul
 Yadyoy

The early worm gets the bird.

Knight 554 1905
  • 11 Jul
 LuxCandidus

This topic has been moved.

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Seems legit.

Knight 7571 13864
  • 11 Jul
 ToLazy4Name

this isn't a pasta this is a remedy to the game's ills, stop copying me >:^ (

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  • 11 Jul
 Yadyoy

@ToLazy4Name said:
this isn't a pasta this is a remedy to the game's ills, stop copying me >:^ (

You can't tell me this isn't a pasta. This needs to be a pasta, and 100% credit goes to @ToLazy4Name. I'm a copy cat fraud.

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remove melee combat

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  • 11 Jul
 Yadyoy

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
remove melee combat

Add naked women remove armor remove ranged remove siege weapons

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REMOVE LEGS AND ARMS

Sellsword 679 2144
  • 25 Jul
 Goof

Overhaul all of Mordhau's combat mechanics and turn the game into a turn-based strategy.

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@Goof said:
Overhaul all of Mordhau's combat mechanics and turn the game into a turn-based strategy.

TURN MORDHAU INTO A CIVIL WAR GAME

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  • 26 Jul
 Yadyoy

REMOVE 3D ENVIRONMENT ADD 2D PLATFORMER
NERF RESOLUTION - 1000%

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@NoIdeaHubby said:
REMOVE 3D ENVIRONMENT ADD 2D PLATFORMER
NERF RESOLUTION - 1000%

Remove game remove 826 years from real life

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REMOVE ACCELS AND DRAGS, REMOVE STAB, REMOVE MORPHS, REMOVE SWINGS. THIS IS A KICKING GAME.

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remove kicks this is a battlecry game

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  • 31 Jul
  Seymour

Shut up degenerate!

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remove Mordhau this is game

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just add handcannon and mordhau will instantly become perfect game :^)

Recruit 83 127

They're a 10+ person team. development will be slow. Bugs and balancing will be fixed eventually. For fucks sake have some patience, Child.