Mordhau

I lost 13ml of semen yesterday and I'd like to have it back

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  • 9 Jul
 Mittsies

So I was thinking the other day about how Mordhau is going to have female characters added to it, then began to google images of shields. I imagined myself being surrounded by no less than three (3) female characters, holding their big kite shields in my face, rendering me utterly helpless. The thought of these powerful women holding up their shields and becoming invincible made me weak at the knees. But I figured, why stop there? The imagination is a powerful thing, after all. I imagined all of the women having the fat slider all the way up, they were armed with Bastard Swords, each wearing a different color of Landsknecht legs, thrusting the Bastard Swords forward so quickly my eyes couldn't even keep up, and of course chainmail mitten gauntlets. My mouth was watering at this point as they alternated between held block and unreadable instant stab animations, making my eyes roll back into my head as I imagined their ear-piercing female screams, like the dreaded howling of a banshee. It wasn't long after that I went from 60ml down to 47ml of semen. Why? Are you aware of this issue? I really want my cum back! Please don't allow Bastard Sword stab animations to plague your players! Please give me back my cum.

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o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

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  • 9 Jul
 IllOmens

my avatar is also my reaction to this thread

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Like taking a bastard sword from a baby

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strange, i would've thought the OP would be more into the horses than the females, for some reason. don't know why though

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Baron 1600 5073
  • 10 Jul
 Lincs

@ToLazy4Name said:
Like taking a bastard sword from a baby

Lazy lazy look I got 5000 likes :)

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@Lincs said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Like taking a bastard sword from a baby

Lazy lazy look I got 5000 likes :)

Congrats Lincs!!!

here, have 5001 :3

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  • 10 Jul
 ohshitsorry

I was happy at receiving my first like, but after all this time they now feel meaningless

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  • 10 Jul
 ohshitsorry

like this post if u agree

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  • 10 Jul
 esturias

I sense puberty... a lot of puberty.

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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

U kno u wan dat 13ml uwu

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@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

U kno u wan dat 13ml uwu

knowing bronies it's probably extremely dehydrated malnourished cum

like just super chunky and doesn't really shoot out, just kinda sadly dribbles. revolting

Baron 1600 5073
  • 10 Jul
 Lincs

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

U kno u wan dat 13ml uwu

knowing bronies it's probably extremely dehydrated malnourished cum

like just super chunky and doesn't really shoot out, just kinda sadly dribbles. revolting

Eat a bubgy

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@Lincs said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

U kno u wan dat 13ml uwu

knowing bronies it's probably extremely dehydrated malnourished cum

like just super chunky and doesn't really shoot out, just kinda sadly dribbles. revolting

Eat a bubgy

would it make my cum shoot better

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god damn mittsies when females are added im making that exact thing