Mordhau

Give us a treat for christmas

Duke 84 68
  • 29 Dec '16
 Doggo

Not gonna lie adding archers isn't realistic smh
Archers are a social construct of modern culture

Baron 1226 1595
  • 29 Dec '16
 Carlo_Mano

Here's a christmas treat :p

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Knight 2239 3671
  • 29 Dec '16
 Bodkin

Skinny Eurowhore eh?

Needs some thickness imho

Count 3296 6927
  • 29 Dec '16
 DerFurst

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Skinny Eurowhore eh?

Needs some thickness imho

Venus_of_Willendorf

Baron 1226 1595
  • 29 Dec '16
 Carlo_Mano

@DerFurst said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Skinny Eurowhore eh?

Needs some thickness imho

Venus_of_Willendorf

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Count 1382 824

@Doggo said:
Not gonna lie adding archers isn't realistic smh
Archers are a social construct of modern culture

Who are you and where have you been hiding you hilarious asshole?!

Duke 84 68
  • 30 Dec '16
 Doggo

@CACommanderGuts said:

@Doggo said:
Not gonna lie adding archers isn't realistic smh
Archers are a social construct of modern culture

Who are you and where have you been hiding you hilarious asshole?!

I was watching over,
Now I'm trying to make everyone turn against each other to cancel Mordhau's release
Heil Chivalry

Baron 1226 1595
  • 30 Dec '16
 Carlo_Mano

@Doggo said:

@CACommanderGuts said:
Now I'm trying to make everyone turn against each other

Oh we can do that by ourselves, y'know :)

Conscript 6251 7598
  • 30 Dec '16
 Sir Zombie

Your quote game is weak, my friend.

Baron 1226 1595
  • 30 Dec '16
 Carlo_Mano

Still not as weak as your monobrow. I'm not your friend, buddy.

Knight 2239 3671
  • 1
  • 31 Dec '16
 Bodkin

@vanguard said:
I REALLY HATE ARCHER-CANCER

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I told you guys, I dip every single last one in cancer

Knight 872 1341

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@vanguard said:
I REALLY HATE ARCHER-CANCER

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I told you guys, I dip every single last one in cancer

Thou art as dank a memer as thou art good an archer.

Count 3076 4992
  • 31 Dec '16
 TheDankestMeme

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@vanguard said:
I REALLY HATE ARCHER-CANCER

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I told you guys, I dip every single last one in cancer

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Duke 84 68
  • 31 Dec '16
 Doggo

@TheDankestMeme said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@vanguard said:
I REALLY HATE ARCHER-CANCER

cancer-arrows 1.png

cancer-arrows 2.png

cancer-arrows 3.png

I told you guys, I dip every single last one in cancer

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shots

Knight 2239 3671
  • 2
  • 31 Dec '16
 Bodkin

@TheDankestMeme said:

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This is why you are The Dankest Meme

I concede

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THIS GUY WOULD NOT EXIST IF THERE WEREN'T ARCHERS.

Conscript 6251 7598
  • 3 Jan
 Sir Zombie

MAYBE HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

Duke 84 68
  • 3 Jan
 Doggo

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
MAYBE HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

Apparently, it's a way to say he got married
The arrow in his knee is actually his wife
no actual arrow
Archers begone

Knight 3934 4008

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
MAYBE HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

Knight 116 66
  • 3 Jan
 Hero

this is so off rail