Mordhau

Voytek (Wojtek) the military bear hero (As a playable boss in a new FFA King of the Hill mode)

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@ToLazy4Name said:
no one wants some STUPID BEAR in their game you FREAKING IDIOT

Speak for yourself. A bear would be pretty rad. Could be a mini boss map objective.
The kill streak idea on the other hand is just terrible.

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  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

@LetsFightíngLöve said:
Voytek was not stupid, he was a war hero.
Adding him to a game mode would be fun and interesting.

no he was stupid and ugly

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@LetsFightíngLöve said:
Voytek was not stupid, he was a war hero.
Adding him to a game mode would be fun and interesting.

no he was stupid and ugly

No that's just you projecting your issues again. Voytek was a war hero, commendable for his service. He knew how to salute, ride in the passenger seat, drink beer and smoke. That's heaps cool.

Who the hell are you and what have you done for your country? Voytek was a corporal, so if you havent ever been in the army before, if you were enlisted in the Polish 2nd Corps with him you would be taking orders from the "dumb" bear because you are probably less important than him.

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  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

he was a stupid bear and he died an ugly loser

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That ugly loser has statues and monuments dedicated to him. He probably accomplished more in his short life than you and I ever will. You are just jealous, mate.

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Jealous and also probably less important than so called "stupid" bear war hero who was enlisted on the military roster, was promoted to corporal, received pay, knew how to salute, drink alcohol, smoke, ride in the passenger seat of military jeep and carry ammo to fighters.

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  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

no he's a stupid bear bears are stupid

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@ToLazy4Name said:
no he's a stupid bear bears are stupid

Pretty sure everything I just said proves that Voytek was the complete opposite of stupid. Bears are not stupid, neither is the idea of bear cavalry. This game should also have bear cavalry.

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@ToLazy4Name said:
no he's a stupid bear bears are stupid

How un-american of you. Why don't you tell veterans what you think of their stupid service dogs?

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  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

dogs aren't stupid bears are stupid wojtek was a stupid commie bear and he died and i'm happy

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

Not that far off.
What makes you think that bears are stupid?

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  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

because bears are stupid and this bear in particular is extra stupid

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@ToLazy4Name said:
dogs aren't stupid bears are stupid wojtek was a stupid commie bear and he died and i'm happy

No you just hate communists but what you've failed to realise this game was made by based slavs who live in either socialistic or communistic countries.

You still havent provided any legitimate reasoning to substantiate your claim that Voytek is stupid after being asked several times; so therefore, on that basis I'm inferring that you are in fact stupid, and you likely have some deficits in the mental faculties necessary for the normal functioning of reasoning and understanding, which are required for proper intelligent conversation and communication.

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@ToLazy4Name said:
because bears are stupid and this bear in particular is extra stupid

I too come from a communistic country, and a low-income neighbourhood, where life is not very comfortable. I have been involved in many altecations, most of which have ended in gunfire.
In addition to this I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex.
In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activity.
I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me about your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she had to say was not very generous sir.

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  • 22 Jun
 ohshitsorry

no bully Wojtek plz

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@ToLazy4Name said:
because bears are stupid and this bear in particular is extra stupid

In conclusion I'll leave you with a brief summary of my argument: You sir are a weak, timid and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live in is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine.

I am the superior monologist in this debate, any claim to the contrary will result in either physical violence, or perhaps even death.

Speaking candidly, I am in no way, shape or form threatened or intimidated by your actions, as I have been involved in countless altercations which have ended less than favorably.

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  • 22 Jun
 wierHL

Lazy stop being a spastic weeb and come back to the cute animals thread

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@ToLazy4Name said:
because bears are stupid and this bear in particular is extra stupid

Mad and jelly.

Knight 7660 14051
  • 22 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

bears are stupid and so are all of you, btfo

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@ToLazy4Name said:
bears are stupid and so are all of you, btfo

In light to your claim towards my stupidity, Sigmund Freud once theorised that in some cases the semi-conscious mind manifests repressed desires and projects internalised subconscious issues and concerns of inadequacy outwards, therefore leading me to believe that you sir are indeed the stupid one.