Mordhau

Patchie can improve your quality of life (proofpic)

Knight 589 1042
  • 10 Mar
 Uncy

No words needed, with patchie your life can be improved by 300%, devs just wants us to suffer that's why there's no patchie for 100+ days.

It's all scientifically proven

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Conscript 495 1135
Knight 589 1042
  • 1
  • 10 Mar
 Uncy

UPDATE

patchie search special forces just teamed up, we're searching for patchie, don't worry!

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  • 10 Mar
 ChuckJones

Wait water, which map is this?

Knight 589 1042
  • 11 Mar
 Uncy

@ChuckJones said:
Wait water, which map is this?

You can follow us, we can show you the world you've never seen, we're playing on VK/Zerks server

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Did you guys know that patchie extends Penor length by ¢€₩%?

Knight 589 1042
  • 11 Mar
 Uncy

PATCHIE SEARCH DAY 2

Patchie is still nowhere to be found, however we found living creatures outside our world, those creatures are very hostile, can set up well hidden traps and are roleplaying all the time

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Knight 692 2843
  • 12 Mar
 Mittsies

@Uncy said:
PATCHIE SEARCH DAY 2

Patchie is still nowhere to be found, however we found living creatures outside our world, those creatures are very hostile, can set up well hidden traps and are roleplaying all the time

this meme has potential. let's see where this goes.

Knight 2029 3656
  • 12 Mar
 Runagate

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Our lands are sacred

Leave, mortals! We have powers you cannot comprehend...

Conscript 495 1135
  • 25 Mar
 ohshitsorry

how did you screenshot yourself

Knight 2029 3656
  • 26 Mar
 Runagate

We are many yet we are one