Mordhau

The Mordhau Games 2, Part 2

Knight 513 1046
Conscript 4564 6302
  • 1
  • 2 Mar '19
 vanguard

@Frise said:
Starving isn't a profession, commie

Neither is being an idiot, but you are a professional at that anyways lol

Knight 105 274
  • 2 Mar '19
 Ser Arthur Dayne

Bodkin will shoot em all down ez

Baron 1644 5230
  • 2 Mar '19
 Lincs

Alright. Now that I have everyone riled up, time to delay this indefinitely.
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...JUST KIDDING!

The games begin... now!

DAY 1

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The horn sounds, and everybody scatters in different directions, with surprisingly little fighting going on.
Though, elweb, I gotta say, that lighter and rope combination is HELLA sus, dude. Just what are you planning on doing with those?

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Vanguard SEIZES the means of destruction from Runagate! With his newfound power, all private property at the Cornucopia will be forcibly redistributed... to himself.

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A true Frenchman through and through. Ready to start some riots.
And that's the end of the so-called "Bloodbath", folks. A sum total of zero deaths around the Cornucopia. Let's keep going!

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Frise, for whatever reason, decides that this horrible patchie-mutant abomination should continue on living its horrible, miserable life. He lets it flee into the trees.

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Jesus fucking Christ! Our first death of the games, and it's none other than Humble fucking bodying Ratt to death. I'm a bit disappointed; I thought Ratt was destined for great things. Sayonara, my drunk Russian artfriend.

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"release... fuckign... game already, stupid pigdog," he mutters under his breath as he peers at Elwebbaro through the bushes.

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Marox and Max team up to try to find any scraps of leftover Kickstarter money.

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Jax accidentally leaks game info on a live stream! -5 HP!

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...a shack out of which he immediately begins selling some delicious, piping hot Red Lobster™ Cheddar Bay Biscuits™! Seeing as he's alone in the woods, nobody takes him up on the offer.

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That;s not double K.O! hunger Games shit! is a fucking joke..

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STATUS UPDATE

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Rough times for the Christmas Hat Guild. I had high hopes for them!

The first day has come to a close with only two deaths, surprisingly. It seems the forum-goers are more averse to conflict than we were led to believe... but will it last?

NIGHT 1

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The twilight hours find most of the tributes questioning their lives and their sanity.
:( poor Geach, I want to give him a hug right now...
Also, looks like Jax got fed up with some of that SA shittalking. Frise Frisedrags no more!

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91={{9001187393}} water dehydration problem solution baba ji in PANEM

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"Where.... p...patchie..." twitch twitch

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Spook pulls out the banhammer and eradicates communism from the Internet. Ohshitsorry runs away in panic, lest he himself be wiped from existence.

Rest in peace, Vanguard. Forever liberating the wage-slaves in our hearts.

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The implications of this conversation are pretty terrifying and I don't really want to imagine how it went down.

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"What if... what if Double KO isn't the point of all this? What if I've been wrong this whole time?"

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Brutal, some infighting among the devs. Poor elweb just wanted out of there, but alas, nobody runs from the art czars.

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And it looks like Marox finally found that Kickstarter money! He's had a chance to hide it from Max while Max was out murdering their colleagues. Will they keep working together, or will one betray the other?? Find out next time on the Mordhau Games!!

Knight 1269 3811
  • 2 Mar '19
 Frise

fuck you Jax

Knight 5408 7405
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  • 2 Mar '19
 Humble Staff

@Lincs said:
Vanguard SEIZES the means of destruction from Runagate! With his newfound power, all private property at the Cornucopia will be forcibly redistributed... to himself.

"Where.... p...patchie..." twitch twitch

"What if... what if Double KO isn't the point of all this? What if I've been wrong this whole time?"

These 3 killed me lmao. good shit.

searchs for a drawing in Ratsknecht body, finds one and gets himself an autograph using one of Ratsknetch's bloodied, dead hands

@Frise said:
fuck you Jax

That's the trash talking that got you killed.

Duke 986 1381
  • 2 Mar '19
 PadanFain

Better then the original

Knight 3153 7399
  • 2 Mar '19
 Punzybobo

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I will help u from the grave zombie

Knight 2306 4188
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  • 3 Mar '19
 Runagate

Hey cool i'm there let's hope I don't die :)

also vanguard wtf give it back

Knight 5408 7405
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  • 3 Mar '19
 Humble Staff

It's not his fault, his favela upbringing made stealing a second nature.

Knight 513 1046
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  • 3 Mar '19
 FaffyШaffy

Elwebb was actually trying quit Triterneon. Max gave him a traitor's death.

Count 886 3296
  • 3 Mar '19
 EatAtRedLobster

"Humble Staff strangles Rattsknecht."

Somehow I always knew this day would come.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 3 Mar '19
 Lincs

DAY 2

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Come on, again?! He already has enough bombs, damnit. At this point he's gonna turn into the Unabomber, or something.

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Max tries to wield a trident, but then remembers that they didn't add tridents to the game. He ponders his existence.

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Oh god. Oh god... not again. NOT AGAIN. It's gonna be just like last time...
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Some more jolly co-operation from various tributes. Interestingly, it seems like the God of Order, Marox, has teemed up with his opposite, Rob the Dark God of Chaos.

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Red Lobster accidentally buys into a Baba Ji scam and is riddled with bankruptcy, HIV, bad vibes, etc.

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I think this is the first big gang of tributes we've seen, and what a group it is! Two streamers, two forum regulars, and a serial spammer. The stuff of legends.

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It's a long, long way from SA. Speaking of which...

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STATUS UPDATE

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District 7 is the first to be totally annihilated, leaving Humble as the sole representative of SA still in the game. Will he pull through?

NIGHT 2

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Some more jolly co-operation. Spook has thrown in with the spammers of District 8... to his benefit, or to his demise?

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Good luck, bud. You're gonna need it.

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Stouty MILKED

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Red Lobster finally gets their first customer! Jax is welcomed into the makeshift diner and offered a steaming plate of fried shrimp. Wait, where'd he get those?

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Alas. You might be the Dankest Meme on the forums, but you're no match for a god with a sharp sword and a sharper temper.

One Christmas Hat remains...

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...heh. This has meme potential.

Conscript 987 2012
  • 3 Mar '19
 ohshitsorry

But what was Lincs doing?

Baron 1644 5230
  • 3 Mar '19
 Lincs

@ohshitsorry said:
But what was Lincs doing?

Meanwhile
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Duke 5550 13280
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  • 4 Mar '19
 Jax — Community Manager

where is patchie tho

also Frise got despacito-dragged ez

Count 886 3296
  • 4 Mar '19
 EatAtRedLobster

@Jax said:
where is patchie tho

also Frise got despacito-dragged ez

Now it all makes sense. That wasn't shrimp Jax brought into the shelter.

Baron 2358 3392
  • 4 Mar '19
 Xekratos

It's been too long. Mordhau Games are BACK

Duchess 806 3550
  • 4 Mar '19
 Stouty

NOOOO9OOO MY SUPPLIES !!!!!

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Knight 312 610
  • 4 Mar '19
 Duckalot

"Maxilator destorys Stouty's supplies while SHE is asleep."
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