Mordhau

The Mordhau Games 2, Part 2

Baron 1601 5082
  • 1 Mar
 Lincs

Come one, come all!
Come and see the highly anticipated spinoff to the unfinished sequel to the acclaimed visual masterpiece, The Mordhau Games!

You may be asking yourself, where is Valmirius? Well, he died. But never fear! We here at Mordhau Games, Inc. are so grateful to Valmirius for his massive contributions to the cause that we've actually exhumed his corpse to preside over the games! See for yourself:

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Given that many people demanded a sequel to the Mordhau Games, and some apparently thought I was the one that created it in the first place, I've taken it upon myself to bring satisfaction back to the forums in these times of woe.

Hold on to your butts, everyone. The games will start tomorrow, abruptly and without preamble. At a time of no particular significance.

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Knight 5106 6854

So that was the smell i felt last time i checked Valmirius' last conection.

Lobster, it will be an honor to die by your side.

Duchess 6865 9830
  • 1 Mar
 Sir Zombie

Will be happy as long as Christmas hat wins

Knight 1269 3804
  • 1 Mar
 Frise

lmao @Vanguard we will annihilate these idiot gringos

Duchess 774 3449
  • 1 Mar
 Stouty

let's go spook we got this

Knight 1269 3804
  • 1 Mar
 Frise

inb4 stouty realises he can't 180 ez parry irl and gets fucking stabbed

324 864
  • 2 Mar
 Xatrian

My money is on Red Lobster, since Lazy is no longer with us.

Knight 3295 6739
  • 2 Mar
 Bodkin

Last 2 times I had the highest killcount and craziest motherfucker badge but died in stupid ways.

Inb4 this happens again

Knight 5106 6854

Anal Grinder + Baba Ji are perfect for each other, both are truly relentless forces of spam.

105 684
  • 2 Mar
 Spook — UI

@Stouty said:
let's go spook we got this

Dunno man, Babaji's a force to be reckoned with

Conscript 679 1498

Oh shit, I'm in. Even retards can achieve greatness it seems.

Knight 3295 6739
  • 2 Mar
 Bodkin

@ohshitsorry said:
Oh shit, I'm in. Even retards can achieve greatness it seems.

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Knight 49 107

I bet Anal Error will kill someone while dying

Knight 513 1043

No wait wait wait include me pls I was here posting cancer before the kickstarter and banned for 80 years remebmer?

Conscript 679 1498

What did you get banned for, son?

Knight 513 1043

@ohshitsorry said:
What did you get banned for, son?

posting trap hentai and arguing with crush that it was okay because the dong was pixelated. I convinced them to unban me at some point but I said the n-word too many times so I got banned again. They don't mind that i'm double accounting, but it still sucks because without 1000+ posts I don't look like a high IQ fourmer.

The worst part is that i'm pretty sure the thread I got banned for spamming on was an offtopic shitpost/spam containment thread. Everyone else gets away with it except me ofc

Conscript 679 1498
Conscript 4546 6279
  • 2 Mar
 vanguard

@Frise said:
lmao @Vanguard we will annihilate these idiot gringos

Haha don't worry fren I got this, I'm a professional

Knight 1269 3804
  • 2 Mar
 Frise

Starving isn't a profession, commie

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  • 2 Mar
 Maci

where is good old Maci :(