Mordhau

(Who, what, when and why) Patchie?

Sellsword 507 1628
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  • 11 Feb
 Goof

Everyone wants to know where patchie is.

However, I believe we need to consider who patchie is, what patchie is, when he will grace us with his return and why he insists on depraving us of his splendor.

Edit : I realise that some people ask 'patchie wen'. However, it is more commonly asked 'where patchie'.

Conscript 308 689
  • 11 Feb
 ohshitsorry

why is this in off topic

Knight 1718 2851
  • 11 Feb
 Runagate

You should also realise that depraved ≠ deprived

Sellsword 507 1628
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  • 11 Feb
 Goof

@Runagate said:
You should also realise that depraved ≠ deprived

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Go deprive yourself of oxygen.

Knight 1718 2851
  • 11 Feb
 Runagate

What a depraved comment!

Sellsword 507 1628
  • 12 Feb
 Goof

At some point we may also need to consider the possibility that patchie has never existed.

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  • 12 Feb
 idiotgod

I thought we got like a fully fleshed-out backstory for patchie. What the fuck else do you really need to know, pal? Everyone has their secrets...

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we should consult the royal records to learn more about Patchies childhood

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Knight 1718 2851
  • 12 Feb
 Runagate

Why are we still here? Just to wait for patchie? Every night, I can feel my firepot… and my maul… even my second firepot. The duels I’ve lost… the lads I’ve lost… won’t stop burning… It’s like they’re all still there. You yeet it, too, don’t you?

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@Runagate said:
Why are we still here? Just to wait for patchie? Every night, I can feel my firepot… and my maul… even my second firepot. The duels I’ve lost… the lads I’ve lost… won’t stop burning… It’s like they’re all still there. You yeet it, too, don’t you?

SUCH A LUST FOR PATCHIE
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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  • 13 Feb
 idiotgod

Why is this meme still here? Just to watch me suffer? Every night, I can see this meme not dying… and Ugandan knuckles… even grape surgery. The laughs I’ve lost… the joy I’ve lost… won’t stop burning… It’s like they’re all still there. You yeet it, too, don’t you?

p.s. fuck the word yeet

Knight 1718 2851
  • 13 Feb
 Runagate

i'm gonna yeet you into the next life if you don't shut your trap