Mordhau

The Mordhau Veggie Guild

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  • 24 Dec '18
 ChuckJones

Anyone can join. just show us your Veggie Knights!

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The Tomato Knight

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The Mordhau Veggie Guild Banner

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Autismhau.

You have given in to the dark side of the spectrum.

Knight 622 2420
  • 24 Dec '18
 Mittsies

you mean the yeet guild right?

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253 280
  • 24 Dec '18
 ChuckJones

Behold
The Carrot Knight

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and... The Eggplant Knight
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Knight 1818 3166
  • 26 Dec '18
 Runagate

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maize bandit strikes from the corn field

253 280
  • 26 Dec '18
 ChuckJones

Noooo not the corn!!
Where that Corn beer gonna come from :(

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  • 28 Dec '18
 Jackass

Veganhau

Sellsword 526 1724
  • 30 Dec '18
 Goof

Tomato is a fruit

Just sayin

Mercenary 960 1727
  • 30 Dec '18
 TheKingInTheNorth

@Goof said:
Tomato is a fruit

Just sayin

fucking DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

Knight 622 2420
  • 31 Dec '18
 Mittsies

@Goof said:
Tomato is a fruit

Just sayin

"Whoosh"

Duke 666 994
  • 2 Jan
 Stumpy

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 25, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Knight 1818 3166
  • 2 Jan
 Runagate

crusty pasta

Duke 666 994
  • 2 Jan
 Stumpy

The crustiest