Mordhau

I've done it!

Sellsword 510 1639
  • 6 Dec '18
 Goof

Disclaimer: This is purely satire based on recent events. It is not meant to offend anyone of any party.

I've done it!

This past year may seem like I've only been posting memes here and there. But I assure you I have been hard at work.

What have I been working on? Good question you little son of a

A year ago I heard rumor of an unspoken rule on the forums.

Well what's the rule? How about you have a little patience and I'll tell you.

After hearing about this rumor, I decided to start doing some research. I asked around, raked through public records as well as historical records.desk.jpg

Through my findings, I was led to the lost city of Pompei to study its mysteries.
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Clues then led me to Petra in Jordan
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and then to the other side of the world - Chichen Itza.
Chichen_Itza_2.jpgThrough all of these dig sites, I noticed that they all had similar features. They all suggested an area in Slovenia.

It was there where the most significant archaelogical discovery in the last century would be found.

Hidden under the floorboards in Crush's apartment lay the stone tablet of the 11th Commandment.
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Baron 2303 3245
  • 8 Dec '18
 Xekratos

I'm tearing up. After all this time we finally have it. OH HAPPY DAY!!!

Sellsword 4706 5861
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  • 11 Dec '18
 Humble Staff

THOU SHALT NOT INSULT THE DEVELOPERS (nor giru), LEST THEIR WRATH BAN THEE.
Fixed.

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Knight 2421 6173
  • 13 Dec '18
 Rattsknecht

too much setup for too little payoff, imho

Sellsword 510 1639
  • 13 Dec '18
 Goof

@Rattsknecht said:
too much setup for too little payoff, imho

Idk I was bored at work and all I had was my phone.

Kept me entertained.

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  • 13 Dec '18
 TombstoneJack

well weve at least got another forum meme for the archive acceptable work Goof
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