Mordhau

Mordhau 2099

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  • 16 Jun '18
 EatAtRedLobster

I was recently doing some research at the Red Lobster™ archives and I came across something interesting.

An old 3.5 floppy disk. The label reads:

"Mordhau 2099 R&D C/M (T & RLAD) Project Demo"

It is dated 1983.

According to the accompanying dossier it was a joint project between a development team code named "T" and the "RLAD" (Red Lobster™ Advertising Division.) It was planned to be one of the most groundbreaking video games in history. A Melee / FPS with selectable multi angle attacks, a rich and diverse storyline which stretched from the 8th century to the year 2099, and featured a real life cast of over 40 actors whose photographed scenes were scanned into a photo to CGA converter. It would have displayed in full color composite mode, although this particular copy is a limited palette cyan / magenta demo version. This was all nearly NINE YEARS before Wolfenstein 3D.

Later pages of the folder explain how the collaboration fell through and it is referenced as one of the biggest marketing failures in the history of our company. It has been a corporate secret to this day, with an unprecedented 17 million dollars being spent on it's development before it was finally canceled.

It says on the final page that during the resulting settlement in 1984 the intellectual property was returned to "T" with the mutual agreement that any further development could not resume until 30 years had passed (2014)

I ran the disk on one of the older computers that still operates off of ms-dos, and managed to get these photos from the opening cinematic before a member of archive security walked in and nearly caught me. I barely managed to bluff my way out.

Here are a few of the shots I was able to obtain:

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I'll post some more later on... There are some guys in suits at the door.

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  • 16 Jun '18
 Jackass

10/10

Sellsword 4701 5848
  • 16 Jun '18
 Humble Staff

omg keep going

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  • 17 Jun '18
 EatAtRedLobster

Here are a few quick snaps I got of the dossier, as well as two more cinematics. I'm still trying to recover some corrupted files. This type of covert camera tends not to be very reliable.

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Duke 978 1363
  • 17 Jun '18
 PadanFain

I like you

Knight 13 10
  • 17 Jun '18
 Kevali

amazing

Baron 2300 3234
  • 17 Jun '18
 Xekratos

I've never wanted to fuck a lobster before, but I mean after this...

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  • 18 Jun '18
 crushed — Art

All this needs is a vaporwave mordhau soundtrack

Knight 1718 2851
  • 18 Jun '18
 Runagate

@crushed said:
All this needs is a vaporwave mordhau soundtrack

How do you make throat singing vaporwave

Sellsword 124 220
  • 19 Jun '18
 bardolphus

@Runagate said:

@crushed said:
All this needs is a vaporwave mordhau soundtrack

How do you make throat singing vaporwave

make the boys female or just do what the youtube remixes do i.e. slow it down and add reverb

Baron 2300 3234
  • 19 Jun '18
 Xekratos

CHΛMBΞRWΛVΞ

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  • 19 Jun '18
 vanguard

Lmao this is pure genious, I would even eat at Red Lobster, if you guys were in Brazil. Come to brazil man

Knight 3037 5893
  • 21 Jun '18
 Bodkin

Das ist gut

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  • 21 Jun '18
 EatAtRedLobster

I'm currently working with a few like minded operatives in an effort to recover the final images. One has even managed to secretly appropriate one of the archive super computers for artifact repair and array resynthesizing.

We should have the final output within days.

Knight 1718 2851
  • 21 Jun '18
 Runagate

what a genius

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  • 22 Jun '18
 EatAtRedLobster

Here are the last images that were able to be recovered.

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The fact that the general public continues to believe that we're just a casual dining restaurant means the psy-metrics division is doing one hell of a job.

I need to keep my head down, and not take any more risks in the archive for the moment. We will see what the future holds.

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  • 22 Jun '18
 Humble Staff

Marox/10