Mordhau

Tell your darkest secret

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  • 8 Feb
 lordlemon

I like to pee in the sink

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Back in school I once had to fart really bad in class. It was one of those rare farts even yourself is disgusted about. I had eaten lots if eggs and spinach the evening before that. You could literally feel the moisture around.

It was so bad that I didn't dare standing up and holding it in hurt. So I had to let it go. Fortunately for me the teacher had the classes full attention for once so I managed to do this silently and it took me about 20 seconds to rip this thing out entirely.

Few seconds later someone asked what smelled so disgusting and whether something had died and accusations started to go around in class. Took part in it to not look suspicious.

Long story short: The conclusion was that the girl sitting behind me was responsible. She became known as the fart girl which you can imagine is terrible enough.

My secret: I am the fart boy.

Baron 1634 5182
  • 22 Feb
 Lincs

i don't actually want your strongest potions

Sellsword 254 309
  • 22 Feb
 Redeaux

I post in bait threads

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  • 25 Feb
 elToroGuapo

i hate black people

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  • 25 Feb
 The Bird

The Bird doesn't eat at Red Lobster.

Bird

GetPekt

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I think speaking in the third person is a bit silly

HUMAN

GetEatenAtAFancifulRestaurantInNewYork

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I canceled our day of golf as well as our weekly billiards tournament when I read what Bird wrote.