Mordhau

Bash/Roast the above person for no reason at all

Sellsword 4557 5473

Also nothing bad to say about but the thread title compels me.

More like king of the dorks.

Knight 796 1701
  • 12 Aug
 Ulkenstride

He was the type of kid who would walk up the stairs to the waterslide, then he would pussy out and walk back down the stairs instead of using the slide.

1160 2593
  • 12 Aug
 Monsteri

he was the type of kid that is still a kid

Baron 1293 3762
  • 12 Aug
 Lincs

He's the type of guy that moderates the Mordhau forums

Knight 1466 2288
  • 12 Aug
 Runagate

dumb poop

Knight 2856 5305
  • 12 Aug
 Bodkin

He's the type of guy who poop

Knight 149 321
Sellsword 4557 5473

the fur sorrounding his butthole must be a shitty mess

Knight 796 1701
  • 12 Aug
 Ulkenstride

Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Baron 1293 3762
  • 12 Aug
 Lincs

@Ulkenstride said:
Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Masturbates to Witcher 3 tiddy cutscenes

Baron 2221 3035
  • 13 Aug
 Xekratos

Not approved of by Ganondorf.

Knight 796 1701
  • 13 Aug
 Ulkenstride

@Lincs said:

@Ulkenstride said:
Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Masturbates to Witcher 3 tiddy cutscenes

Shit, how did you know?!

Sellsword 4557 5473

wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

Duke 5068 10709
  • 14 Aug
 Jax — Community Manager

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

Mercenary 763 1267

@Jax said:

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

"No thanks, I've got all I need right here."

Baron 1293 3762
  • 14 Aug
 Lincs

@Jax said:

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

Real talk though was it Triss or Yen

Duke 5068 10709
  • 14 Aug
 Jax — Community Manager

nah it was the quest for kiera

Mercenary 1530 5647
  • 14 Aug
 ThunderDuck

kiera is a milf tbh

kiera > triss and yen

Conscript 156 348
  • 14 Aug
 ohshitsorry

It's Keira not Kiera ya donuts.

Baron 1293 3762