Mordhau

Bash/Roast the above person for no reason at all

Sellsword 4680 5805
  • 12 Aug '18
 Humble Staff

Also nothing bad to say about but the thread title compels me.

More like king of the dorks.

Knight 803 1720
  • 12 Aug '18
 Ulkenstride

He was the type of kid who would walk up the stairs to the waterslide, then he would pussy out and walk back down the stairs instead of using the slide.

1204 2716
  • 12 Aug '18
 Monsteri

he was the type of kid that is still a kid

Baron 1348 3971
  • 12 Aug '18
 Lincs

He's the type of guy that moderates the Mordhau forums

Knight 1645 2681
  • 12 Aug '18
 Runagate

dumb poop

Knight 2965 5619
  • 12 Aug '18
 Bodkin

He's the type of guy who poop

Knight 163 369
  • 12 Aug '18
 Iodine

he's

Sellsword 4680 5805
  • 12 Aug '18
 Humble Staff

the fur sorrounding his butthole must be a shitty mess

Knight 803 1720
  • 12 Aug '18
 Ulkenstride

Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Baron 1348 3971
  • 12 Aug '18
 Lincs

@Ulkenstride said:
Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Masturbates to Witcher 3 tiddy cutscenes

Baron 2286 3197
  • 13 Aug '18
 Xekratos

Not approved of by Ganondorf.

Knight 803 1720
  • 13 Aug '18
 Ulkenstride

@Lincs said:

@Ulkenstride said:
Has a prosthetic cock, which is actually a quarter staff

Masturbates to Witcher 3 tiddy cutscenes

Shit, how did you know?!

Sellsword 4680 5805
  • 13 Aug '18
 Humble Staff

wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

Duke 5205 11391
  • 14 Aug '18
 Jax — Community Manager

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

Mercenary 891 1580
  • 14 Aug '18
 TheKingInTheNorth

@Jax said:

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

"No thanks, I've got all I need right here."

Baron 1348 3971
  • 14 Aug '18
 Lincs

@Jax said:

@Humble Staff said:
wait aren't those scenes suposed to be faped at?

one of them happened while I was playing on a laptop
while on a plane flying to australia
and a flight attendant asked me if I wanted something
right as there were the boobs

Real talk though was it Triss or Yen

Duke 5205 11391
  • 14 Aug '18
 Jax — Community Manager

nah it was the quest for kiera

Mercenary 1637 6234
  • 14 Aug '18
 ThunderDuck

kiera is a milf tbh

kiera > triss and yen

Conscript 251 576
  • 14 Aug '18
 ohshitsorry

It's Keira not Kiera ya donuts.

Baron 1348 3971
  • 14 Aug '18
 Lincs

Nerd