Mordhau

I had a dream

Countess 1217 2845
  • 6 Oct '17
 Whisper

That monsteri was a vaguely Spanish man trying to break into my house to kill my hostage. He couldn't get passed the locked door. Go away Spanish man.

Duke 6717 9328
  • 6 Oct '17
 Sir Zombie

I had a dream that I played Mordhau. Drags and feints were OP.

Knight 857 2254
  • 6 Oct '17
 Frise

I literally dreamt that I went to a town called Wessex today. This place is screwing with my mental health.

Duke 5164 11173
  • 6 Oct '17
 Jax — Community Manager

I had a dream that there were.... double ko.... more realistic... ... ...
what a nightmare

Knight 495 3078
  • 6 Oct '17
 rob_owner

i had a dream where i cracked an egg over my crotch, and when i woke up, the inside of my pants were all wet

Conscript 1394 2142
  • 6 Oct '17
 Smeelio

I had a dream I was in a graveyard but everything was made of clay, and then my dream cut to a guy also made out of clay watching me standing in the graveyard on a TV, and then he screamed and I woke up

Conscript 4259 5453
  • 6 Oct '17
 vanguard

Sometimes I dream about hospitals and filthy public bathrooms, very weird if you ask me

Duke 961 1346
  • 6 Oct '17
 PadanFain

I dreamed about sleeping in my bed a couple nights ago while sleeping in my bed. Was the best rest ive ever had

Knight 495 3078
  • 7 Oct '17
 rob_owner

@vanguard said:
Sometimes I dream about hospitals and filthy public bathrooms, very weird if you ask me

I had 3 reoccurring dreams, 3 nights in a row where i was in different public restrooms, and for whatever reason i just had the most incredible fetish for masturbating in public restrooms, so i would just masturbate in my dream, i sorta remember the first restroom, it was a cave themed public restroom and it had all the same qualities of any public restroom, like the smells, and stalls and mirrors, except it had a cave-like interior, with rocks and such. i cant remember the other two, they were just normal but i still masturbated in them for some reason. i was way too hot and bothered to care about someone walking in. the Entire restroom was in use as far as i was concerned. i dont actually have a fetish for doing that though, i dont know why my dreams made me do it 3 times in a row

Conscript 4259 5453
  • 8 Oct '17
 vanguard

@rob_owner said:

@vanguard said:
Sometimes I dream about hospitals and filthy public bathrooms, very weird if you ask me

I had 3 reoccurring dreams, 3 nights in a row where i was in different public restrooms, and for whatever reason i just had the most incredible fetish for masturbating in public restrooms, so i would just masturbate in my dream, i sorta remember the first restroom, it was a cave themed public restroom and it had all the same qualities of any public restroom, like the smells, and stalls and mirrors, except it had a cave-like interior, with rocks and such. i cant remember the other two, they were just normal but i still masturbated in them for some reason. i was way too hot and bothered to care about someone walking in. the Entire restroom was in use as far as i was concerned. i dont actually have a fetish for doing that though, i dont know why my dreams made me do it 3 times in a row

Oh man with me is a bit different, I dream like I have this really lovely girl with me right, then for some fucking reason we teleport into a damn filthy restroom where I want to piss or shit myself, but I can't because the restroom is way too filthy and the girl keeps waiting for me, but I never manage to use the damn filthy restroom because it's either full of fuckos (mostly homeless people who looks... Homeless) or just too damn filthy.

Once I dreamt that one of the homeless guys wanted to clean my teeth and I didn't want to, but then he offered like 50 grams of marijuana and I was like "fuck yeah bitch u can clean my teeth for that tbh". But it was really disgusting and I regretted it, because girl thought I was disgusting for accepting it. Fucked up dream tbh

Some other times I dream I'm in like this really narrow hospital corridor, it's kinda dark and filthy as well, and when I open a door, it leads me to disgusting restrooms and shit like it.

Even when I have gud porn dreams, it ends up with homeless people and disgusting places I don't fucking know why man but this has already made me lose nights of sleep.

It is really grotesque, like really. I wish I could draw it to u man but really, it's strange tbh most of my dreams I wish I hadn't them.

Count 4146 9614
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  • 8 Oct '17
 DerFurst

I had a dream where little grey aliens had revealed that they'd been monitoring humans for the past decade and decided that we were all worth destroying because we would just fuck up the galaxy if we left our planet, but after I talked to them they were surprised we weren't all evil morons and decided to give us a second chance.

However, they decided to follow me around and monitor literally everything that I did from then. I'd look back while walking and find them hiding around corners peeking their heads out at me. I'd find them in my house sleeping in my fridge or playing video games (they liked Ratchet and Clank). Eventually they became a big nuisance. They didn't seem like a wise race anymore, they just seemed like bad room mates.

This was pretty much a cartoon

Knight 495 3078
  • 8 Oct '17
 rob_owner

@vanguard
i had a pretty disgusting dream i slighty remember where i was in a really dark park with old trees and tons of doors all lined in some type of hallway fashion, with no walls, and a small deformed chinese child was guiding me through it all, he was in some kind of plant pot and resembled a plant. Each door i opened showed me a deformed chinese child, one was like, this giant organic structure with a hairlip. They all had hairlips actually, malformed heads and i felt really bad for all of them, i almost woke up several times from the shock of having to see them. If i were ten years younger i would have woken up screaming
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Knight 857 2254
  • 8 Oct '17
 Frise

I just dreamed that we got a new map but it was just Pit with grass instead of sand

Knight 3144 4275
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  • 8 Oct '17
 MONKEYTOES

I had a dream where all of the roads were all made of quicksand and I drove into the quicksand and I died.

I had a dream where I was a TV and someone threw a boomerang at my screen and it shattered and I died.

I had a dream where everything was upside down and I got onto the wing of a commercial airplane because I was late for my flight but then it was too cold and windy so I slipped off and I fell into an abyss and I died.

I had a dream where I was in a Ferris wheel and the Ferris wheel clipped through the floor to some the ground floor of a shopping mall and I died.

I had a dream where I was the person fom Mirror’s Edge in some weird city place and I was running away from evil Spiderman and he fucking dunked me down a 80-story building and I died. I’ve never even played Mirror’s Edge before.

I had a dream where I was playing mega Dance Dance Revolution in some hairy monster’s evil lair and if I made a mistake I would get shocked and then I made too many mistakes in a row and I died.

I had a dream where I was in some neon futuristic parkour realm and once I finished level 15 my alarm went off IRL and I was electrocuted, incinerated and I exploded and I died.

I had a dream where I was on a roller coaster on the International Space Station, and the roller coaster derailed and it plummeted towards Earth and I died.

I even dreamed about being on the Mordhau Forums, but unfortunately, I didn’t die.

Knight 495 3078
  • 9 Oct '17
 rob_owner

i had a dream where i was in a space station that was under attack and everyone died except me and i was saying my final farewells to someone over some monitor, and the ship was busted, the fight was over. the oxygen supplies were running thin and i knew i would die soon, but i could also open an air lock and be thrown to die in the vacuum of space. i chose to wait and i died, the last thing i saw was the only thing i could see for about 5 seconds, and i couldnt think about anything because i was dead, there was nothing. then i thought wow being dead is boring, so the dream changed

Knight 2913 5488
  • 9 Oct '17
 Bodkin

@rob_owner said:
@vanguard
i had a pretty disgusting dream i slighty remember where i was in a really dark park with old trees and tons of doors all lined in some type of hallway fashion, with no walls, and a small deformed chinese child was guiding me through it all, he was in some kind of plant pot and resembled a plant. Each door i opened showed me a deformed chinese child, one was like, this giant organic structure with a hairlip. They all had hairlips actually, malformed heads and i felt really bad for all of them, i almost woke up several times from the shock of having to see them. If i were ten years younger i would have woken up screaming
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So that's where your art comes from

The more you know

Knight 2913 5488
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  • 9 Oct '17
 Bodkin

I had a dream that I was in a big city office building that got overran by dinosaurs and all I had was a longbow. I had to fight my way down through every floor and then realized the whole city was infested with them.

I remember I had made explosive tipped arrows with a bunch of matchheads ground up for explosive. Was a fun dream until the T rex got me and woke me up

King 2104 2355

@Bodkin said:
I had a dream that I was in a big city office building that got overran by dinosaurs and all I had was a longbow. I had to fight my way down through every floor and then realized the whole city was infested with them.

I remember I had made explosive tipped arrows with a bunch of matchheads ground up for explosive. Was a fun dream until the T rex got me and woke me up

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Sellsword 4664 5760
  • 10 Oct '17
 Humble Staff

shiat man you rob and vanguard sure have fucked up shit in your sleep. I rarely come to remember what i dream unless is really wild stuff and usually is stuff like me being a super hero or something.

Duke 5164 11173
  • 10 Oct '17
 Jax — Community Manager

I haven't remembered a dream in a few years now