Mordhau

Chivalry confessions

Knight 154 451
  • 3
  • 9 Sep '17
 Nautilus

Forgive me Father,
For I have sinned.
I bought a few
Chivalry skins.
I try-hardedly busted heads
Of many new players
And slept peacefully in bed,
Oh How I Could Try Lesser!
But none could compare to the pain I've dealt,
With the broken halberd that I have held.
I long since abandoned it, but the pain does stay.
Oh please Father Marox, make it all go away!

Baron 2355 3373
  • 9 Sep '17
 Xekratos

I use the double axe.

Duke 461 712
  • 9 Sep '17
 Goatie

Sometimes I kill a teammate on purpose for getting in my way too many times and pretend it was an accident

Mercenary 1785 6805
  • 9 Sep '17
 ThunderDuck

If someone initiates a vote poll to kick someone I dislike, I'll vote yes even if he did nothing wrong.

Knight 1227 3652
  • 9 Sep '17
 Frise

I constantly do reverse lmbs in slasher without even realizing

Sellsword 615 1375
Baron 22 56
  • 9 Sep '17
 champton

I spam "follow me" as agathian archer

135 206
  • 9 Sep '17
 elToroGuapo

i fap to scat porn

Knight 174 262
  • 3
  • 9 Sep '17
 Echonian
  1. I will occasionally spam feint to kill someone, especially if they are ballerinas.

  2. If a teammate pisses me off, I have been known to kick them off of ledges into enemies.

  3. If a teammate hits me by "accident" (due to obvious neglect), I have been known to wait until they are in combat with another enemy, and then hit them in the back at the worst possible timing to get them killed.

  4. If I get shot by a friendly archer camped in the back, I have been known to kick them from their sniping perch on my next respawn. Related to #2.

Of course, I tend to be a fairly good guy when it comes to playing. Sure, I'll bitch a lot in-game when things aren't going well, but you won't ever see me trying to kick someone without cause, or teamkilling someone who doesn't deserve it.

Edit:

  1. If a teammate is particularly annoying, and I have the opportunity to hit them with a ballista shot, that is definitely the way to go.
Sellsword 13 52
  • 1
  • 9 Sep '17
 Rosy

I've got something I need to get off my chest...
I'm the one who made FannyBandit go on a rampage...

Bullet-Point History:
-FannyBandit used to be a part of the Moorland Skirmisher community, but left for whatever reason
-He still frequented the server but got progressively more toxic
-I took a vacay from chiv. During that time he had to be banned by one of our admins
-Fanny got unbanned and was given a second chance
-I returned from my chiv-break and hopped on our server. I saw Fanny being churlish and had to kick him for a while.

This is when my decision started to have consequences:
-It was decided to just keep Fanny banned for a while as we figure out what to do with him, cause he was buddies with us all not very long ago.
-Fanny begins to go on a Reddit tirade, trash talking Baron, the owner of our server, and just spewing all sorts of filth about our group, Torn Banner, Reithur, and chiv as a whole.
-Fanny got banned from Reddit and moved on to the chiv steam forums
-Fanny got banned from chiv steam forums and moves to the Mordhau forums
-Fanny got banned from the Mordhau forums

I unintentionally broke Fanny. My decision broke him down into a paranoid, hateful monster that barely resembles a human being. It was my fault that all of you had to endure his madness. I've caused tremendous grief for many of you, particularly Reithur.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

135 206
  • 9 Sep '17
 elToroGuapo

@Rosy said:
I've got something I need to get off my chest...
I'm the one who made FannyBandit go on a rampage...

Bullet-Point History:
-FannyBandit used to be a part of the Moorland Skirmisher community, but left for whatever reason
-He still frequented the server but got progressively more toxic
-I took a vacay from chiv. During that time he had to be banned by one of our admins
-Fanny got unbanned and was given a second chance
-I returned from my chiv-break and hopped on our server. I saw Fanny being churlish and had to kick him for a while.

This is when my decision started to have consequences:
-It was decided to just keep Fanny banned for a while as we figure out what to do with him, cause he was buddies with us all not very long ago.
-Fanny begins to go on a Reddit tirade, trash talking Baron, the owner of our server, and just spewing all sorts of filth about our group, Torn Banner, Reithur, and chiv as a whole.
-Fanny got banned from Reddit and moved on to the chiv steam forums
-Fanny got banned from chiv steam forums and moves to the Mordhau forums
-Fanny got banned from the Mordhau forums

I unintentionally broke Fanny. My decision broke him down into a paranoid, hateful monster that barely resembles a human being. It was my fault that all of you had to endure his madness. I've caused tremendous grief for many of you, particularly Reithur.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

nice blog rosy

Knight 199 307
  • 10 Sep '17
 Spanky

I feint with claymore and brandistock.

Count 53 97
  • 10 Sep '17
 Shifty

@Spanky said:
I feint with claymore and brandistock.

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Count 449 1183
  • 10 Sep '17
 Hadeus

My confession:

Go Man at arms and feint whenever I get mad at someone.

Baron 2355 3373
  • 10 Sep '17
 Xekratos

I use the claymore all the time.

Conscript 1394 2148
  • 10 Sep '17
 Smeelio

I used to main Norse Sword MAA because I really wanted a weapon with good range on a speedy melee class, and then found out it was considered cheap and OP and stuff, and then kept on using it because it was fun and really effective against ballerinas and other such bullshit

Knight 3232 6607
  • 10 Sep '17
 Bodkin

I main Warbow + Judicial Branch (Cudgel) and make up about 60% of the cancer in a server whenever I play.

I am also self aware of being considered cancer incarnate

Why confess if you are literally the devil though?

Baroness 485 1380
  • 1
  • 10 Sep '17
 arr0wmanc3r

I shit on the other team with the stoneshill catapult and then switch teams just before the ram breaks down the door so I can steal king.

And then I immediately charge straight to Mason's spawn.

Duke 986 1381
  • 10 Sep '17
 PadanFain

I just built my new computer and Mordhau isnt out yet

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FUCK!!

Empress 318 785
  • 10 Sep '17
 Soulcatcher

Out of 2k hours I've spent like 200+ hiding in the bush drunk as fuck near Agatha spawn on Stoneshill as Agatha archer spamming "there's nobody here"

When I get attacked I just sprint off mashing C