Mordhau
 ToLazy4Name
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  • 21 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

The inevitable depression that will set in when Mordhau is an absolute top quality game but no one buys it because it's indie and people are too fucking stupid to appreciate the mechanics.

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  • 26 Aug '16
 ToLazy4Name

yeah you already posted an image of yourself you queer we don't need 50 fucking more this isn't your fucking instagram

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  • 1 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

Since the devs occasionally post things on Facebook/Twitter, I thought i'd make a thread to share them when they're posted since I imagine alot of us don't check there.

Newest screenshot, mixing different armor tiers:

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  • 20 Jun '16
 ToLazy4Name

we don't want excuses you dumb pollack, we want Mordhau

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  • 13 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

NASA's fucking military branch thing fucking scares me because I swear to fucking christ they have actual reptilians from outer space working for them

seriously look at the shape of this fucker's head and tell me he's not a fucking alien

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  • 29 Apr '16
 ToLazy4Name

First off, i'm going to pay enough to guarantee myself a copy of the game, and if alpha/beta access is on a reward tier higher than that, i'll pay for that as well.

Going beyond that, exclusive kickstarter only skins and such would be good incentive, but I don't know if i'd actually pay for it.

An autographed photo of a nude Marox would instantly make me pay any amount of money.

Oh, and I reckon you could make it where if someone pays an exorbitant amount of money, you could name one of the bots after them. Lots of RPG kickstarters do similar stuff where they'll implement NPCs for people who pay a SHITLOAD of money.

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Spook is cute Canadian underwear model

Marox designs AI for the Slovenian military

Elweaboo is an aspiring actor

Crush hunts kebab for $100 per kill

Neo is one of Marox's AI

Grator literally does nothing except sleep, like all Spaniards or whatever he is

The rest are unknown tbh

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  • 12 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

okay now could you just go ahead and finish the fucking game pls

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  • 11 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

i'm actually dying from how long i've had to wait for this game tbh

every day I consume more and more alcohol

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  • 30 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

Jesus Christ, enjoy your dictatorship internet sand man

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  • 20 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

though if i can recreate the horrible slasher abominations i'm definitely going to have a class setup dedicated to being an absolute fucking fairy

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  • 12 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

get fucked teripper you shit

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  • 2 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

WOO I GET TO DO IT AGAIN

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  • 19 Nov '16
 ToLazy4Name

just give me the fucking hammer so I can get rid of these rats

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  • 26 Aug '16
 ToLazy4Name

THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM

HE'S A FUCKING JEW CUCK TRAITOR TO THE WHITE RACE

DERFURST BACK ME UP

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  • 19 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

haha

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  • 13 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Ranten said:
The only drawback I see here is that Crush will probably stop making memes so he will have dull boring lunchbrakes

Crush doesn't get lunch breaks, he gets muslim breaks where he has 30 minutes to go outside and beat back the muslim horde before resuming work on Chivalry 2

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  • 5 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@TheDankestMeme said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
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2016 in one meme

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