Mordhau
 arr0wmanc3r
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  • 13 Jan
 arr0wmanc3r

When he encountered Shrek beating

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  • 13 Jan
 arr0wmanc3r

kill yourselves.

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  • 10 Jan
 arr0wmanc3r

Sharp as a staff, straight as a flail.

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  • 10 Jan
 arr0wmanc3r

You're a sorry excuse for a bundle of soggy dick waffles. I hope your parents' house gets painted olive taupe by blind people and their car gets keyed by nazis with Parkinson's.

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Please don't include a mail coif that DOESN'T protect the chin, like this one. Modern hollywood designers make this mistake far too often, and it's rather nonsensical. If a blade hits the mail at the throat, it will simply push it away, exposing the throat to much of the force of the blow. Adding a chin to the mail coif prevents this issue. Numerous historical artworks show the chin on coif, and pretty much all artwork that shows an exposed chin includes a ventail or flap that would be raised to cover the chin in a melee situation. Here is an example of a better coif that actually makes sense:
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Absolutely no contest tbh.

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There should be at least one disabled person class too. And there should just be a slider between male and female so you can choose your appropriate gender.

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Gore you ask for, gore you shall have:
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
People won't just stop and stare, they'd stab the enemy in the back.
Mordhau is not a fucking anime

And then the dude who got stabbed in the back will complain about "not letting them duel" in chat.

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I'm feeling a definite synergy between Arr0w necromancy, Zombie marksmen, and Ruthless peasants. It sounds like there would be a lot of peasants, so I would spam them, have them all fie, resurrect them with the necromancers, and zerg rush with the marksmen as backup firepower. An all undead army would be theoretically only as small as the number pf undead I'd be able to necromance, so each victory would swell my ranks further.

Edit: yeah, necromancy is OP. I expect it to be the meta.

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The year of the TRUMP

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  • 29 Dec '16
 arr0wmanc3r

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Vanguard don't forget talking about the ethicality of archery in video games

It's okay as long as you don't shoot women or minorities.

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  • 27 Dec '16
 arr0wmanc3r

Really bad at jokes.

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  • 26 Dec '16
 arr0wmanc3r

@ToLazy4Name said:
IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU DUMB BORDER NIGGER

Feliz navidad, bitch.

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  • 24 Dec '16
 arr0wmanc3r

Please don't get this thread locked. It's a good thread. It doesn't deserve the fate that befell the "two kickstarter questions" thread.

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  • 23 Dec '16
 arr0wmanc3r
who is cringiest?