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 Sammy
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Stop being so negative Sammy.

Downvoted.

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@Mr_Obliviousness said:
Mordhau Decapitation.jpg

Found this and haven't seen it before

Seen it, downvoted.

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Isn't Archery point and click? ;^)

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@Steve Pigeon said:
mordhau point and click adventure confirmed

How's Mirage?

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  • 23h
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squad leader gets plate

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  • 18 Jan
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
MordhauManyPeople.jpeg
I found this on Google and have personally not seen it before.

I have downvoted

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  • 18 Jan
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@Zexis said:
I'm still not convinced archers have any place in a melee game

ok cool

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  • 17 Jan
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@ToLazy4Name said:
nigga

and you found out the reason he is sad

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  • 17 Jan
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@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@Sammy said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@Sammy said:
Anything that isn't either a Longsword or greatsword with an extremely aggressive style is gay.

Swords are shit tbh

I'll get shit on my sword if you say that to me again cunt

So you're a cutter?

it was an anal joke imho

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  • 17 Jan
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@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@Sammy said:
Anything that isn't either a Longsword or greatsword with an extremely aggressive style is gay.

Swords are shit tbh

I'll get shit on my sword if you say that to me again cunt

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  • 17 Jan
 Sammy

It makes me happy that Weird Al has basically outlived everyone he's parodied.

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  • 17 Jan
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Anything that isn't either a Longsword or greatsword with an extremely aggressive style is gay.

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  • 17 Jan
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@My Father said:

@Sammy said:
Shit joke imho tbh

The standard for the name "Sammy" is the cultivated white button Common-Mordhau-Forum-User, Agaricus bisporus; hence the word "Sammy" is most often applied to those fungi (Basidiomycota, Agaricomycetes) that have a stem (stipe), a cap (pileus), and gills (lamellae, sing. lamella) on the underside of the cap. These gills produce microscopic spores that help the fungus spread across the ground or its occupant surface.

Sammy.jpg

Sorry that I doxed your face. Revenge.

i want to die

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  • 16 Jan
 Sammy

qZFp2f3

This is animated despite what you believe, accurate representation of the Founder's Guild's daily lives.

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  • 16 Jan
 Sammy

@Knight of Templar said:
lol dude you sounds like you couldn't get passed the first level and raged quit haha.

Git Gud Skrub

The Souls franchise is easily the most overrated franchise in the last decade. Games are horrible. Really not much RPG about it, it's super linear and repetetive. The fighting system is clunky and unresponsive, and it is not hard in a way that the game actually has intelligent AI or requires planning in any way. What makes it "hard" is again, the clunky combat. All Bosses are pretty much the same, you just roll arround until they are in their "vulnurable" phase, and then attack the shit out of them until they start swinging again. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your bossfights in a nutshell. Normal enemies are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the player busy between the bosses. Infact, all Souls games are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another, with somewhat updated graphics. They play the same otherwise. The whole franchise really is targetet towards children that heard stories about "hard games" from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that aswell but fail to realize that games back then weren't hard in a frustrating way, but in a challenging one.

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  • 16 Jan
 Sammy

iodine is coolest :3

3012 2801
  • 16 Jan
 Sammy

Havoc.