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  • 22 Nov '16
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@CaptainGaymer said:
video would've been ur best if u used 2 diff avatars and not crush twice

@CACommanderGuts said:
Why was there 2 crushed's?

M8 you need to follow the forum's drama more closely. These were the first 3 (presumably Reborn's) alt accounts: TheDankestMeme3548194something, Crushisdictator and apathAtic Deity. Their avatars have less saturated colors and a black frame.

The real Crushed is distinguished by his avatar's dev wings and his role as super hero. Perhaps the video makes more sense now :]

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  • 21 Nov '16
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Omg he said bobs

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  • 20 Nov '16
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Look at them trying to get to terms with their shortcomings.

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  • 20 Nov '16
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I found banning him a little overzealous, as the trolling he did back when he was active was pretty mild. But now he's just trying to flood the forum, for which he should be silenced ASAP.

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  • 20 Nov '16
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Congratulations you runt

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  • 19 Nov '16
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Magic mushrooms.

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  • 19 Nov '16
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@Austismus "The Brainsmashed" said:
Thank god Crush banned this... i don't know how to describe such being...

"Cancer" works.

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  • 19 Nov '16
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I feel sorry for your IP

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  • 19 Nov '16
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@Ranten said:
I guess 180 cm is fine for a 16 year old

Hush and let the grown-ups talk you little piece of shit

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  • 19 Nov '16
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@testabc123 said:
Thanks for keeping track of my posting :)

Don't mention it.

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  • 19 Nov '16
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@TheDankestMeme37b8911d6e004489 said:
Looks neat dude, Reborn alt you are :)

Ban asap

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  • 19 Nov '16
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You've posted this picture 4 times in a few minutes.

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  • 19 Nov '16
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195 cm

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  • 18 Nov '16
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@Sammy said:
Slasher did have a one button dodge, but I believe you could do it with every armour tier, and from the looks of it, it wasn't really a teleport and wasn't too useful, either.

Dodge distance depended on your weight.

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  • 18 Nov '16
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@Ranten said:
MAA was only good for his speed anyway. The dodge overusage in duels led to such unfair matches that at times you wished this class wouldn't exist. Thanks god Mordhau deleted that one button dodge mechanic.

Look at some older slasher videos. In one of their builds is had a dodge mechanic. Immediately became meta, by the looks of it.

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  • 17 Nov '16
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He dies

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  • 17 Nov '16
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lol abandon mordhau everybody

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  • 16 Nov '16
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It's literally an addiction at this point.

EDIT: Also memes.

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  • 16 Nov '16
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One of the first answers in the FAQ. Read that first before asking questions like this one. We don't want to overflow the forums with the same questions now, do we ;]