Mordhau
 Smokingbobs
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  • 5 Dec '16
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@SeaFerret said:
How about something like this? Just thin lines one red and one yellow.IMG_20161205_160906611.jpgIMG_20161205_160618806.jpg

Nice tits xDDD

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  • 3 Dec '16
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You're wrong.

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  • 3 Dec '16
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Every bit of information is like heroin in my veins.

Now that it's been pushed back, is there a chance the Kickstarter could grant instant beta access when it goes live?

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  • 2 Dec '16
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The souls franchise...

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  • 1 Dec '16
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I'll make an alt that sells likes for €0.10 per like. The gains will be pledged to the Kickstarter when it comes out.

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  • 1 Dec '16
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@Sammy said:
I think you cunts should wait and get shit when it's ready, you don't deserve more, devs owe you nothing.

You're not hyped because you don't have money to pledge tbh imo fyi

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  • 1 Dec '16
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@Sammy said:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C6yfEyuzdcU/maxresdefault.jpg

Tbh the feeling I had playing chivalry for the first time was magical.

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  • 30 Nov '16
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I find it hard to understand how developers get their combat system (melee at least) to look so unintuitive.

Mordhau and Chivalry might have ruined these games for me though.

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  • 29 Nov '16
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There could be some kind of small animation to make it look a little more believable than just sliding off.

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  • 26 Nov '16
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Humor lacking naive cucknugget

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  • 26 Nov '16
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So retarded he got voted most annoying user of the already retarded discord.

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  • 26 Nov '16
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@Doggo said:
Y'all are just a bunch of stupid biggoted people who don't listen to any opinions. You all probably voted for Trump and that's why America is turning to shit right now. Because of you white biggoted cis males that are just so close-minded that anything which goes against what you think is right away labeled as bad. If you weren't such a bunch of ignorants, maybe my brilliant idea would actually make sense but that's okay I'll leave you guys to your stupidity.

PS: I'm a vegan so my opinion, ideas and stances are probably more right on an evology and environmental friendly scale.

Go back to Denmark, you troll.

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  • 25 Nov '16
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
You should be able to stand on each other and falling on a person should reduce fall damage (But the other player should recieve the missing fall damage)

Super mordhau brothers when

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  • 25 Nov '16
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I wish both would become (active) ragdolls, fall, and stand-up. Well, not really.. as that would lock you out of your control, but still it would be pretty funny and somewhat tactical.

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  • 24 Nov '16
 Smokingbobs

Uuuaah le niveau

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  • 24 Nov '16
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Mate.. Google. Man.. I mean...

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  • 24 Nov '16
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@crushed said:
It means your weapon has active parry so you can parry people with the attack. (ripostes and chambers have this)

I was just wondering what would happen if two people attacked you in quick succession. So, if you would riposte the first attack, you could angle it so to chamber the next one?

Does this look believable in game?

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  • 23 Nov '16
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@elwebbaro said:
Exquisite memery.

I humbly thank thee.

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  • 22 Nov '16
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@Yirtox said:
Marox's fists

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) tbh