Mordhau
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  • 8 Dec '16
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If something like this would be in the game I'd love to see it recognize players' facial expressions, and make your character preform then too; that way we can have real time feedback on the amount of salt manifesting in someone's asshole.

Also imagine a jolly band of lute players running around smiling.

Not the most plausible thing to happen, but yeah.

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  • 7 Dec '16
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@Sammy said:
Eh, in that case, sorry SmokingBobs.

gg np

854 1386
  • 7 Dec '16
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Another faggot that hopes his little cute fundraiser blows up. Also uncertain about the sex of the dog he's allegedly "raising funds for."

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  • 7 Dec '16
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@EmperorDaemonas said:

@Smokingbobs said:
I'm honestly not sure if you're serious or just putting a lot of effort in this troll. But if you are: you are literally redefining the word "addiction."

The definition everyone think is true, isn't true. That's what i'm saying. Did you read "Opening Skinner's Box"? Read it and we can talk about it :)

The definition is literally what society decides it is; to peg out a meaning of something so people in discussion (also everyday talking) know they're talking about the same things.

So, "the definition everyone think is true, isn't true." doesn't really work that way. I think that what you're saying is that alkaloids have physically addictive properties that work very differently from other addicting things - be it another drug or an action like gambling.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

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  • 7 Dec '16
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@EmperorDaemonas said:
You can't get addicted to things that are not alkaloids. With few exceptions, alkaloids which are amphetamines are NOT addicting as well unless you have sensitivity to amphetamines and only 2% of the people in the world has such a problem. Which means most of the people you hear are addicted to something are not really addicted they are depend, which is not the same thing. You can read the book "Opening Skinner's Box" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opening_Skinner's_Box .
It's a really good book I read and also it explains what is the difference and how human behave.

So that's why alcohol, cocaine, weed, gambling... and many more are actual not real addictions.
You can take a person addicted to gambling, if you do not let him to gamble for 2 weeks it's actually enough to get him out of this...
But morfium for instance is addicting, it's an alkaloid and a very dangerous one. If you take it a few times your brain has a molecular block and you can't stop taking it even if you want to, because you die if you stop. And it's very hard to stop doing it there are methods to stop it. In Israel, where I live, there are soldiers who were burnt down in the battlefield. To take care of them part of the process is taking off their skin, but a person can't take so much suffer... so they use morfium to ease the pain. It take 2-3 years just to replace the skin, than the soldiers who were taken care are addicted to morfium so it takes about 3-4 years to cure the morfium addiction. Otherwise they stop take it too fast and die.

That's why Mordhau Forum isn't an addiction.
A child depend on his parents, is he addicted to them? Of course not. A person depend on gambling, and he is not addicted as well.

I am Stav Subach, thanks for reading.

I'm honestly not sure if you're serious or just putting a lot of effort in this troll. But if you are: you are literally redefining the word "addiction."

854 1386
  • 7 Dec '16
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The Fourth Reich will rule for a thousand years.

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  • 7 Dec '16
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So addicted I just had my third Mordhau dream. It was so detailed I remember having the game in my steam library and chatting with some friend that just the look of that made me happy, even without playing it.

Obviously I started playing it anyway. We were dueling in some kind small, dark pit map. Similar to Nomercy from Chivalry. (obviously better) after some clash duels (I really think those happen too often in my dreams) I started using a fork, and found a new mechanic: clashing the opponent's sword swing with a fork stab gave me the option to trap his weapon and drag it away, ending the clash- leaving me with the initiative. At some point I used this mechanic to lock his sword on the ground.

I remember getting into some false awakening while thinking: "damn, I should suggest this mechanic to the forum when I'm awake!" followed by: "this being a dream means that I don't actually have Mordhau. God fucking dammit.." The dream continued on for a bit where I was talking with people about the game.

When I woke up for real I noticed how retarded this mechanic was and decided to mention it in this context.

So, yeah. Pretty addicted, I'd say. Both my conscious and unconscious mind. Mordhau rehab when?

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
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Back then he also said he might release some epic spear gameplay.

Dreams=crushed.

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  • 6 Dec '16
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@CaptainGaymer said:
i also disagree with sport hunting. animals should be killed for our survival, as is the way with things. some nerd killing them for sexual arousal is not okay.

of course, ive never hunted before, so i dont really know how it feels.

On the other side humans are still animals. Hunting for sport is like a cat catching a bird and letting it go. Only to repeat the process until the bird is dead. Hunting is not just for survival.

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  • 6 Dec '16
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@Carlo_Mano said:

@Smokingbobs said:

@Carlo_Mano said:

@Smokingbobs said:
Mordhau is not even set in medieval times.

kek?

Well, it's (early) renaissance, which came after medieval times. Of course these are all terms made up centuries after those time periods passed.

But in essence Mordhau is a little bit more modern than the usual medieval game.

I see... BTW is mordhau even set in our world, or is it in a fictional land that allows anachronisms?

I was just wondering the same thing. I think it will be semi-realistic, since the FAQ states the devs do not want to limit themself to a certain time period. That way they let people create the medieval warrior they want.

They actually say "medieval warrior" here. But that might just imply melee combat in this sense. In Teripper's interview Marox said about the game's lore that it's about the free companies that were around in the early renaissance. So my guess is we won't follow historical events, but the game's assets were all very real.

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  • 6 Dec '16
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@Carlo_Mano said:

@Smokingbobs said:
Mordhau is not even set in medieval times.

kek?

Well, it's (early) renaissance, which came after medieval times. Of course these are all terms made up centuries after those time periods passed.

But in essence Mordhau is a little bit more modern than the usual medieval game.

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
 Smokingbobs

Mordhau is not even set in medieval times.

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  • 6 Dec '16
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Mordhau is a religion, not an addiction

Except that our paradise will actually return this generation.

Looking at you, Jesus.

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
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I agree. The hype, be it misplaced or not, would help the genre get the attention Mordhau could use.

Even if a lot of people would like For Honor the relatively low cost of Mordhau could encourage those people to want a taste of it. Especially when they see what it has to offer in return.

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
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That's what I'm saying. Your analogy is unfair, though. To actually be roughly the same these children would need to (accidently) waltze into the run-around-naked club in some alley somewhere, where people inside do that exact thing.

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  • 6 Dec '16
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@Humble Staff said:
I like it too so good job Spook, don't mind these peasants.

I too like it. But a a customizable HUD is always welcome.

Tbh I'm very curious to see what the main menu will look like. Especially with the music.

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
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Always the children. Basing a law on anecdotal "evidence" while disregarding personal or, in this case, parental responsibility.

Honestly, I think the actual reason for a ban like this is prudish ignorance and the (maybe unconscious) tendency to force that on others. But that's just how I feel about it.

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
 Smokingbobs

So. What would this solve?

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  • 6 Dec '16
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If I take a 3 day break I'll totally miss the fucking... Kickstarter.

Cries

854 1386
  • 6 Dec '16
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Instant early access with Kickstarter when