Mordhau
 Smokingbobs
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  • 21 Dec '16
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Pretty sure I ran into someone with that name yesterday or the day before that. (EU server)

If he can beat him I feel pretty fucking bad for Roshawn tbh.

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  • 21 Dec '16
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Rank 26, if I'm reading it correctly.

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  • 19 Dec '16
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Pity. I wish you well. Just make enough money to make that pledge in the "near" future.

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  • 19 Dec '16
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LOS DIEZ MEJORES ROMANCES DEL ANIMÉ

Literally died.

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  • 19 Dec '16
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I would also like to see in the notification if someone replied to something I commented.

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  • 19 Dec '16
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rly tho

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  • 18 Dec '16
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I'm rooting for epic easter eggs tbh. So a dragon/dinosaur carcass hidden somewhere would be pretty cool. Chivalry's spectral echo was a nice find in the early days.

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  • 17 Dec '16
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I am content with my meme character.

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  • 16 Dec '16
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@Showmae_R4nger said:
rainbow to show my sexual tendencies

You fuck unicorns?

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  • 15 Dec '16
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A classic:

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  • 15 Dec '16
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@CACommanderGuts said:
Jedihau when?

Jedihau: Medieval Warband

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  • 13 Dec '16
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@Havoc said:

@Smokingbobs said:

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ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One second. One second that was published before I edited it.

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  • 13 Dec '16
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Awesome. Knew there would be some good news as soon as the previous thread got closed :]

This could really Kickstart the Kickstarter.

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  • 12 Dec '16
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@TheDankestMeme said:

@marox said:
charage.gif

tfw ur waiting for the kickstarter

Joke already made by DerFurst on the first page :c

@DerFurst said:
mordhau-time.gif

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  • 12 Dec '16
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Update: check out the song preformed live by the real actors. Pretty dank tbh.

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  • 12 Dec '16
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@Monsteri said:
That is an inch? Golly, I never knew I had such a big dick!

Actually your dick would be like... 2 inches.

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  • 12 Dec '16
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All quality shitposts have already been done. Memes of high quality are always welcome; there's not a lot to discuss at the moment.

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  • 12 Dec '16
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@Humble Staff said:
Those little hills with towers seem perfect for ranged units to camp, with ammo boxes, big rocls and such. Neat thing to have in a map, and would be even better if you could bring them down with catapults and such.

Ammo boxes (if there are any in Mordhau) should not be placed at the perfect archer spots. Then again, they would make easy targets for catapults.

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  • 8 Dec '16
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@Waterboy said:
The issue I see if being mongo rushed and kicked while in a 2v1.

It's gonna be pretty delicate balance issue methinks and will need a lot of testing and tweaking to ensure it's not being abused.

Here's the thing.

In combat, you tend to move around a lot: especially if you're fighting multiple people at once. Mordhau seems to grant control over you parries and attacks at all times, enabling you to get good and react to multiple opponents in front of you without getting screwed over by your ongoing swing or things like that.

If you're opponents are smart they'll try to surround you, which, again, you can avoid by getting good and playing your footwork right. In case one succeedes to vet around you, there's where, I think, your fears kick in. What if they kick you in the back? You can't react to that and they'll get a free hit! However, the kick's range being so short that you'll only get hit when you're walking in to it or stand still (which we've covered - you don't), it's not as plausible as it would seem. The your backstabber's more reliable choice would be just that: stab you in the back for a free hit that he can count on.

Kicking in a Xv1 is, therefore, more of a tactical choice that is balanced in its own right.

Thanks for reading my essay.