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 TheEmeraldArcher
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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Hair about as straight as his sexuality

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England and the U.S. have a lot in common honestly

My ancestors were English anyway, with some Scottish and Cherokee to spice things up

This is what my family has always said though. I always have wanted to get a DNA test just to find out for certain

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@xekratos said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Instructions unclear, stuck Satan hat up anus

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Mariachi Warrior

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Norse Archers tended to be just as suit up as any other footman, with full chain mail + arming jacket if they were professional soldiers (at the height of the Viking era there was no plate so this was state of the art)

The English Archers tended to be fairly well armored as well.

The reason for this being that the Norse and English archers both also acted as light infantry and were armed to the damn teeth for this role. Much of the English archers success was due to their versatility on the battlefield, not merely their archery ability

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Wetback warrior

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  • 22 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Keyboard warrior

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Neo, lord of the code, he who lurks in the shadows, I summon thee to smite this post and chucketh it back to the deepest depths of torn banner's cancer pit from whence it came (translation: delete pls)

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  • 22 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Hark! Prepare thyselves my brethren, for the forum noob hordes doth come this day.

May many a "read the FAQ" and "soonTM" be posted in this new era

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Farmer's Sickle op

Was that a suicide at the end or did you get back stabbed/shot?

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@Sammy said:
NUCLEAR WARHEAD ARROWS, FIRED FROM HIS BOW.

The term warhead does come from war archery after all. The arrowheads made for war were called warheads

Most of a nuclear missile is just propellant, only the portion near the end has the explosive. So basically a nuclear missile has a shaft and head like an arrow, it just powers itself.

Regarding the nuclear arrowhead, it's coming along. Each delay of mordhau gives me more time

parry this...fuckers

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  • 22 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@vanguard said:
How does one create a effective vanguard party in modern capitalism?

Moar boolet and much Molotov

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  • 22 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@Steve Pigeon said:
forums literally unuseable

Spelling is too

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  • 22 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@Havoc said:
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Much kek

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  • 21 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Instructions unclear, stuck Santa hat up anus

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EDIT: Sorry for the selfish initial response. I am sorry to hear of this vanguard. May you crush many of my lesser archer-faggot demon-spawn to rid yourself of any sorrow. As for any future career maybe you should try politics and push Marxism?

I've only ever worked for the murican government and from my experience being a federal employee makes you set for life.

Very difficult to get laid off as a fed. I'll be working for a contractor this time around though. Gotta be real careful about things now

Though I don't think we will be having any issues with this sort of thing seeing that I'm going to be helping the production of nuclear weapons and Trump won the election. If anything business will be booming

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  • 21 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Tbh I was already halfway lazy

Deity you're too cucked to be lazy you look like Skrillex

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A device designed to make people believe that you're not a flaming British mouth breathing faggot cunt that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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  • 20 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@SirZombiethe3rd said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Like Donation Post

Plz donate likes to the needy.

1 like = 1 kil weeb

**last time I did this I got 3 likes, shortly thereafter we saw a strange disappearance in Roshawn, Iodine and...... Lazy

Can you still kill them if they're a part of the indestructible Founder's Guild?

Quite simple really. Don't let a seed get watered and keep it in the dark and it will never grow