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 TheEmeraldArcher
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  • 26 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@CACommanderGuts said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@DerFurst said:
As straight as his hair is curly

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Edit: damn you Sammy

a portable stool that can change the channel from afar... I guess you could say hes a autoremote ottocontrol

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@mrjoe said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Roshawn is back.

How was the trip to California?

4 dead commies and a new lizard head to hang on my wall.

Pssshhh

Lazy stop lying and just tell them how I've got you locked up here in a cabin in Tennessee

You see every time he tells me where the Loominarty Jews are I let him post as Pavlovian conditioning.

Oh yeah, news flash. Lazy is actually a lizard

He was a double agent sent by the lizard kind to infiltrate the defenders of democracy (random teenage Internet cunts who hate cucks) and learn their ways as reconnaissance for his people.

I learned of this from the dead body of lordcolonelaxeman, whom lazy had killed for suspicion. Axeman hid a letter in his coat detailing the conspiracy

Taking my trusty longbow I tracked the fucker down trying to pretend to be a redneck in the South Carolinian wilderness

The cancer on my arrows was enough to tranquilize him, and he no longer could alter his appearance , revealing his true lizard form

I've done you all a favor you amphibian fairy-fucking pieces of shit

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  • 25 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Archer footage plox

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Just a quick question

I'm not too knowledgable of musical lingo, so what genre would my music be considered anyway?

Cancer?

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  • 25 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@DerFurst said:
Happy Kwanzaa my fellow Kangz and Qwains of Africa!

Fuck you ya damn jiggaboo

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  • 24 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@ToLazy4Name said:
No one actually locks blades like that stupid and dumb

HOLD TF UP WHERE WERE YOU? Did you carve your way out of the grand salamander's stomach?!?!?!

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I have to agree with Afinity

If we don't do this we will be having bad players saying that active parries off ripostes and chambers are hacks

We may even have people calling chambers speed hacks

We HAVE to educate the general populace

If you don't want mordhau to be as toxic as chiv , then don't use chiv's system ffs

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  • 24 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

By all means if you've made music put it here

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@Sammy said:
I've heard a bunch of people farting and it sounded better.

About a 7/10.

Thx bb farts are musical

Aboriginees use the didgeridoo after all and farts is what it makes.

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@DerFurst said:

@Havoc said:

@Tim_Fragmagnet said:
Why are those eyeslits so tall. seems like they should be a bit thinner no?

That's kind of racist.

Oooga booga go back to africa

Nein Nein go back to Auschwitz

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@Valmirius said:
Hi Tim.

Kek. I do wonder how well spears in particular will do with chamber attacks. I do like how you're gonna have to think about when you stab. They probably will do a fair bit more dmg but are more predictable and easier to deal with unless you time their use to take someone by surprise.

One thing I did just think of in the case of a spear is range abuse. Feint a stab, the guy attempts a chamber but wiffs his swing because you are far away, proceed to stab in the gullet

Obviously things like a dagger or javelin won't have this ability

This would include things like a rapier or estoc if they end up in the game. What would they do to counter this?

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It's a very odd decision imho since a thrust is harder to properly defend than a swing realistically speaking

I've dabbed with a bit of unofficial fencing ( literally me and some guys carving out swords from wood and beating the shit out of each other) and I can attest that a thrust can slip through you guard quite easily if you aren't careful about knocking it aside as you parry

Personally I would've thought that if thrusts were more difficult to chamber we would have more of a legitimate reason to simply parry sometimes

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@Ziggylata said:
I am in love with how hard those samurai are getting fucking penetrated by these honorable knights.

Especially the first guy hot damn

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Hello all,

A while back we received information from Elwebarro that to chamber a thrust you don't have to match the angle the thrust is coming from

If you think about this, weapons centered around thrust attacks are taking a very big hit with this

What I want to know is will Mordhau be similar to mount and blade where spears and the like are only good for team support and suffer in a head on engagement by way of being super easy to defend against? Or are my worries simply misplaced?

A dev answer would be nice

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  • 23 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

I imagine pulling out your dagger would be a mighty fine counter to face hugging

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@DerFurst said:
As straight as his hair is curly

f7850b5eddc9d979469085d048967c54

Edit: damn you Sammy

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@Humble Staff said:
bow about as straight as his penis.

A longbow is straight when unstrung, I don't use a recurve

Facts about as straight as a churro